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Polish Guy Canadian Wife

Postby Ms.A.Z » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:10 pm

Polish Guy Canadian Wife:

Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year
or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.
Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him-"very quick".
The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
Pole: Ja, Ja, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.
Lawyer: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar."
Lawyer: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
Pole: "No." "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
Lawyer: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
Pole: "All my relations are in Poland."
Lawyer: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
Pole: "Yes, we have hi-fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.
We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is,
Lawyer: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?
Pole: No, I'm always up before her.
Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?
Pole: No, she white.
Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?
Pole: She going to kill
Lawyer: What makes you think that?
Pole: I got proof.
Lawyer: What kind of proof?
Pole: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put
on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".
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Postby Dixie » Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:29 pm

Hillarious! :lol: Very funny.
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Postby Butler » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:52 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Very good. I like these play on words jokes.
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Postby illusion » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:28 pm

being Polish I found it SO funny! ha ha ha :D:D:D:D
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Re: Polish Guy Canadian Wife

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:58 pm

Polish remover :lol: :lol:
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