What if?

[Admiral]

I'd kill him until open his stomach and find my gold ring! No.. I'm not evil!! I'd feel sad because my little cat can have health problems and I'd lose my ring at the same time. Anyway. A ring cannot be compared to life!

ohmygod what an animal protectionist! I bet you don't eat dog!

What If your fiancee told you that he/she wouldn't marry you, just a few minutes before the wedding??

I would ask her the reason and I would injure this reason very badly afterwards!

What if, right now, your partner told you they want to marry you?

THEY? Hmm...
I would tell "them" to wait until I have more money

[Rach]

What if, right now, your partner told you they want to marry you?

I would probably laugh , because I knew he would not mean it for real.

What if your boss told you, you had to take a job in a branch office of the company in Greenland, if you didn't take that job, you were fired?

[jeffcox]

Personally, I'd like to spend some time in Greenland. I hear that the countryside is awsome. However, I'm married and I think my wife would prefer Greece. So, I'd probably have to obey the wife more than the boss... the consequences would be more severe

What if you suddenly forgot all the English you ever learned?

[Hardi]

Not big lost. I may learn some beter language..

What if your dog tells you that you are a big fat ~ ~ and (s)he don't care to get you to walking..

[Admiral]

I will eat him

What if you get headache?

[jeffcox]

Another flippin headache... I guess I got it from my wife. It must be infectious... she always has a headache

What if your thanksgiving turkey fell and rolled all over the floor? Would you put it back on the tray without telling anyone?

[Rach]

What if your thanksgiving turkey fell and rolled all over the floor? Would you put it back on the tray without telling anyone?

If I had guests I must admit I would probably do so , if the turkey had no apparently damage, or my dog were not quicker than me , which he usually is...

What if you were a teacher and catched one of your pupils red-handed while cheating?

[jeffcox]

Oh, that's happened already. I gave him a ZERO.

I explained the reasons for the test and the benefits of the results. It was great, and I think that I gained his respect. I gave him the chance to do a second version test.

What if you and your friend were stranded on a desert island and the only food is your only companion?

[Rach]

I gave him the chance to do a second version test.

You must be a cool teacher

What if you and your friend were stranded on a desert island and the only food is your only companion?

OMG on a desert island there would be the opportunity for fishing at least, or for picking up some prawns or shrimps

What if your mother/father told you, she/he will marry your ex boyfriend/girlfriend?

[Dixie]

What if your mother/father told you, she/he will marry your ex boyfriend/girlfriend?

What a weird situation! If I still had feelings for my ex, I would have a hard time. If I didn't, it would be OK, I guess... but my dad or mom marrying someone 25 years younger would be shocking anyway!

What if you went into the shower and discovered there's no hot water?!