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What size?

Postby pinturai » Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:42 pm

Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking. Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and puts it over the cigarette. Her friend asks her: "What are you doing?!?" So she replies: "I don't want my cigarette to get wet so I covered it with a condom"
So her friend asks: "What’s a condom? Where did you get it?" So she says: "At the pharmacy" So the next day her friend goes to the pharmacy and asks the clerk if she can get a condom. The clerk asks: "What size?"
So she replies: "I dunno, one that will fit a camel"
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Postby Dixie » Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:49 pm

Oh my dog!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby narris » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:11 am

funny :D :D :D :D wondering what's the expression on the clerk's face. :P :P
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Postby Vinamilk » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:53 pm

It's still lucky when the first lady didn't use the condom to cover something bigger...
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Postby sweethuman » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:42 am

Vinamilk wrote:It's still lucky when the first lady didn't use the condom to cover something bigger...

:lol: :lol: very funny vinamilk
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