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Witty joke

Postby Sunnypk » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:56 am

Telephone operator said to man. Sir we have huge progressed and aggendizement in our telephone line. Whereever you want you can keep the celerity communication.

Man: Really then dail the number of HEAVEN man said.

Telephone Operator: Why not sir, there you go and enjoy the talk

...> Hello how are you gentleman?

....> we are very happy here. Everyside is peace, cozy we have been enjoying here very much when have we kept the step in heaven.

.....> ohh really bye

Man. Now talk to anyone from the hell to me

....> how are you gentelmen?

....> oh uff outtt don't ask me gentleman there are bad circumstance. Everywhere people are trying to kill one another.

...>ok bye

Man said to operator: How much money should I give.

..> for talking in HEAVEN Fifty rupees and for talking in Hell five rupees.

..>because the hell call was local:D
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Re: Witty joke

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:44 am

A little bad one. sorry dude. better try next time :-)
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