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**Men are better friends!!!! **

Postby **Elena** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:41 pm

Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and none of them confirm that.

Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

Conclusion of the story: Men are better friends!!!!
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Postby Dixie » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:43 pm

I don't find it funny :roll:
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Postby marzouq » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:12 am

Very funny!
I spent one minute laughing!
Thank you for your funny jokes.
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Postby (((Edu))) » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:23 pm

That's true.

Men are real friends.

Women not so much.

Elena's story is right.
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Postby illusion » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:23 am

I don't find it funny either, but unfortunately I find it true.. I never really could count on any girl friends of mine...girls always make a fuss out nothing and they take offence too easily...that's why I've always got along better with men...I suppose they're cooler and better friends...
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Re: **Men are better friends!!!! **

Postby Krisi » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:28 am

**Elena** wrote:Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and none of them confirm that.

Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

Conclusion of the story: Men are better friends!!!!


They are partners in everything, huh!!!Image...
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Re: **Men are better friends!!!! **

Postby sweethuman » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:10 am

:lol: :lol: MEN :lol: :lol:
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Re: **Men are better friends!!!! **

Postby alexponting » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:23 pm

LoLzzzzzzzzzzz.........

This is very funny joke ,i really like this joke .Thanks for this joke. :lol: :lol: {-: {-:
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Re: **Men are better friends!!!! **

Postby chirsty » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:37 am

I don't think so it happens only in the case of men whether all friends behave same like the men did...

Even Girls also do this.... :-D
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Re: **Men are better friends!!!! **

Postby Krisi » Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:48 pm

I wonder if the story is true. Doesn't the story just show that more men cheat than women. And the reply is just commonly used... :-P
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