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nice taxi joke
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This is one of my favourite jokes:

At the immigration office:
- Sex?
- Three times a week.
- No... I mean: male or female?
- It doesn't matter...
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Really so interesting..................

funny jokes bring makes people feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee
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it will be true that Sharing jokes distract you from all negative things.
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angeleyez wrote: __________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

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This one was mind blowing. :lol: :lol:
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hahah all are nice jokes
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@angeleyez !! hahaha nice jokes.
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Present, Past and Future have been to the bar. That was tense!
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At Home

mother: How are you all doing in school, children?
child1: I'm first in English.
child2: I'm first in History
child3: I'm first in the street when the bell rings.

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Short and funny jokes? This one is certainly short:

A policeman stops the car and asks the blonde driver: "Are your signal lights on?"

She looks through the window, and answers: "They are on...off...on...off...".
My name is Goblin. James Goblin.
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that's good!
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very funny
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Very funny!
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A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”

The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”
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“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.

“Yes, just like you said, doc.”

“And is the bronchitis gone now?”

“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”
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