Short jokes...
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Re: Short jokes...
This is one of my favourite jokes:
At the immigration office:
- Sex?
- Three times a week.
- No... I mean: male or female?
- It doesn't matter...
At the immigration office:
- Sex?
- Three times a week.
- No... I mean: male or female?
- It doesn't matter...
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Re: Short jokes...
Really so interesting..................
funny jokes bring makes people feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee
funny jokes bring makes people feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: Short jokes...
it will be true that Sharing jokes distract you from all negative things.
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This one was mind blowing.angeleyez wrote: __________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
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Re: Short jokes...
hahah all are nice jokes
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Present, Past and Future have been to the bar. That was tense!
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At Home
mother: How are you all doing in school, children?
child1: I'm first in English.
child2: I'm first in History
child3: I'm first in the street when the bell rings.
mother: How are you all doing in school, children?
child1: I'm first in English.
child2: I'm first in History
child3: I'm first in the street when the bell rings.
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Re: Short jokes...
Short and funny jokes? This one is certainly short:
A policeman stops the car and asks the blonde driver: "Are your signal lights on?"
She looks through the window, and answers: "They are on...off...on...off...".
A policeman stops the car and asks the blonde driver: "Are your signal lights on?"
She looks through the window, and answers: "They are on...off...on...off...".
My name is Goblin. James Goblin.
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Re: Short jokes...
that's good!
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Re: Short jokes...
Very funny!
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A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”
The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”
The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”
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“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.
“Yes, just like you said, doc.”
“And is the bronchitis gone now?”
“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”
“Yes, just like you said, doc.”
“And is the bronchitis gone now?”
“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”