Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:36 pm
nice taxi joke
This is one of my favourite jokes:
At the immigration office:
- Sex?
- Three times a week.
- No... I mean: male or female?
- It doesn't matter...
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Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:55 pm
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:57 am
Really so interesting..................
funny jokes bring makes people feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee
funny jokes bring makes people feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:04 am
it will be true that Sharing jokes distract you from all negative things.
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:00 am
This one was mind blowing.angeleyez wrote: __________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
__________________________
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:45 am
hahah all are nice jokes
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:25 am
@angeleyez !! hahaha nice jokes.
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:04 pm
Present, Past and Future have been to the bar. That was tense!
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 7:30 am
At Home
mother: How are you all doing in school, children?
child1: I'm first in English.
child2: I'm first in History
child3: I'm first in the street when the bell rings.
mother: How are you all doing in school, children?
child1: I'm first in English.
child2: I'm first in History
child3: I'm first in the street when the bell rings.
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 8:30 am
Short and funny jokes? This one is certainly short:
A policeman stops the car and asks the blonde driver: "Are your signal lights on?"
She looks through the window, and answers: "They are on...off...on...off...".
A policeman stops the car and asks the blonde driver: "Are your signal lights on?"
She looks through the window, and answers: "They are on...off...on...off...".
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:40 am
that's good!
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:34 pm
very funny
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:00 pm
Very funny!
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:08 pm
A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”
The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”
The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:09 pm
“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.
“Yes, just like you said, doc.”
“And is the bronchitis gone now?”
“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”
“Yes, just like you said, doc.”
“And is the bronchitis gone now?”
“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”