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Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:36 pm
by ichatfilipina
nice taxi joke
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:55 pm
by Curious
This is one of my favourite jokes:
At the immigration office:
- Sex?
- Three times a week.
- No... I mean: male or female?
- It doesn't matter...
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:57 am
by abnerjack
Really so interesting..................
funny jokes bring makes people feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:04 am
by aaronmark
it will be true that Sharing jokes distract you from all negative things.
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:00 am
by AdinWilliam
angeleyez wrote:
__________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
__________________________
This one was mind blowing.
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:45 am
by samparker
hahah all are nice jokes
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:25 am
by Andreswright
@angeleyez !! hahaha nice jokes.
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:04 pm
by reindeer
Present, Past and Future have been to the bar. That was tense!
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 7:30 am
by Krisi
At Home
mother: How are you all doing in school, children?
child1: I'm first in English.
child2: I'm first in History
child3: I'm first in the street when the bell rings.
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 8:30 am
by JamesGoblin
Short and funny jokes? This one is certainly short:
A policeman stops the car and asks the blonde driver: "Are your signal lights on?"
She looks through the window, and answers: "They are on...off...on...off...".
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:40 am
by Krisi
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:34 pm
by Mrdaudiqbal
very funny
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:00 pm
by ckunnath
Very funny!
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:08 pm
by Mrdaudiqbal
A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”
The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”
Re: Short jokes...
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:09 pm
by Mrdaudiqbal
“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.
“Yes, just like you said, doc.”
“And is the bronchitis gone now?”
“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”