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Postby angeleyez » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:27 pm

---BOSS---

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.


The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."



The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:


"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"


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"Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . ."
Please... Correct me if I have a spelling mistake !
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Re: Bo$$

Postby Annaa » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:04 am

The boy was a bad person ,but anyway a good joke :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: Bo$$

Postby sweetmaria » Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:05 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Bo$$

Postby sweets » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:36 pm

i can not stop laughing till now :lol: :lol:
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Re: Bo$$

Postby Dixie » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:07 pm

Really funny :lol:
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Re: Bo$$

Postby Koala » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Bo$$

Postby sweethuman » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:55 am

:lol:
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