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Postby aygunazeri » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:08 pm

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet God and asks God if he can ask a few questions. "Sure,go right ahead",says God. "Ok," the man says, "why did you make women so pretty?"
God says," So you would like them."
"Ok,but how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would Love them",god replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?
"God says, "so they would love you!"


A teacher,a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.St.Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven,they would each have to answer one question.St.Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg?They just made a movie about it!" The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St.Peter let him through the gate.St.Peter turned to the garbage man and figuring Heaven didn't really need all the odors that this guy would bring with him,decided to make a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him,the trash man had just seen the movie."1,228,"he answered."That's right!You may enter."
St.Peter turned to the lawyer, "Name them."


A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby i've ever seen." In a huff,the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong."The bus diver insulted me",she fumed.The man sympathized and said, "Why,he's a public servant and shouldn't say thing to insult passengers." "You are right",she said."I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea", said the man. "Here,let me hold your monkey."
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Re: jokes

Postby angeleyez » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:21 am

HAHAHAHAHHA... lol :lol: nice...
Please... Correct me if I have a spelling mistake !
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Re: jokes

Postby aygunazeri » Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:16 pm

I'm glad for you like it,Angeleyez! {-:
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Re: jokes

Postby Egyptian » Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:41 pm

hahahahhahahhhhhh :lol: :lol:

thank you darling

very nice !
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Postby aygunazeri » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:38 pm

I'm so happy 4 u like it,dear Amr! ;-)
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Re: jokes

Postby woodstock » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:57 am

so funny ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: jokes

Postby lingayat » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:44 am

we tought your jokes.After we laugh loudly
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Re: jokes

Postby AleSte » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:28 am

ok a very famous policeman died and his mother was so sad when she was in his funeral them she said please could someone say some words for my son and a drank man says me me :!!: he stars saying "a good man has died","a humble man has died","an important man has died"... "how a policeman cannot die"
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Re: jokes

Postby elianna » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:02 pm

A Miracle

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,"So you're a
man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be
a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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Re: jokes

Postby sweethuman » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:55 am

A teacher,a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.St.Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven,they would each have to answer one question.St.Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg?They just made a movie about it!" The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St.Peter let him through the gate.St.Peter turned to the garbage man and figuring Heaven didn't really need all the odors that this guy would bring with him,decided to make a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him,the trash man had just seen the movie."1,228,"he answered."That's right!You may enter."
St.Peter turned to the lawyer, "Name them."

Poor Lawyer. :lol:
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