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Joke

Postby MEIJUNCHEN » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:48 pm

1.A REMARKABLE GENIUS
"Did you know I could tell time by the piano?" asked one friend of another. "You are kidding," replied his companion dubiously.
"I'll show you," said the first man, as he sat down at the piano and started to hammer out a martial tune.

Within seconds came a pounding on the wall, and an gry voice shouting, "Hey, you son of a bitch, dont' you realize it's 3:00 o'clock in the morning?"




2.Where do you keep yours?
The famous, but rather oged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern.Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.
"Say, doctor, are you aware that you have a suppository behind your ear?"

"Oh, *****!" exclaimed the eminent practitioner.

" Do you know what this means?"

"What?"

"Some ~ has got my pen!"



3.If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.





Do you feel funny? :lol:
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Re: Joke

Postby samparker » Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:47 am

hahahaah nice one
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