Quotes of the day…

[vince90]

well, lets say that everybody knows that he said that but we have no proofs, but come on guys.. everybody knows that he gave his orders to monica , thats why i always liked uncle bill, who cares about wars.. we want sex in the white house, let's have fun

You make a good point there. Let having sex instead of having war. Yeah! Sound good isn’t it?

[vince90]

Funny Quotes:

"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
- Benny Hill.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. ~George Burns

[Unknownsu]

You’re confusing me man! Now you know my weakness

No worries, Vince. It's not your weakness, it's everyone's weakness.

[Unknownsu]

I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, "Back up, I don't know how big this gets."

Robin Williams, Academy Award Quotes

Wise, this is very wise.

[FIVER]

Funny Quotes:
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

LOL

[vince90]

You’re confusing me man! Now you know my weakness

No worries, Vince. It's not your weakness, it's everyone's weakness.

! Thanks Su.

[Rui]

No worries, Vince. It's not your weakness, it's everyone's weakness.

Unknownsu, sorry but this one is the sentence of the sentences

[vince90]

Silly quotes:

"Lifes Tough, get a helmet!"

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

"Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge"

"my tears for you are like dark chocolate- bitter sweet and probably no good for me."

"If you die, I'll kill you!"

[feanor]

I'd rather be hated for hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not..
Kurt COBAIN

[Dixie]

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

nice one. By the way, has anybody heard about Ebay selling an entire village?