Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down
the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens
to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says,
"Oh, ~, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again...for
no reason." The blonde looks quizzically at her and
says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure... but he always has expectations
after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending
the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, ....."Don't you have a vase?"
YOu got the concept of it? Then you pretty own the English...