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Everyday's joke from RedRose

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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:20 pm

Caught through the intercom. Nice joke, RedRose... :lol:
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Postby pinas » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:22 pm

RedRose wrote:here is today's joke from RedRose

The boy just takes the girlfriend back to her home after
being out together, and when they reach the front door he
leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie,
why don't you give me a blowjob?".

"What ? You're crazy???!!!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up.."


"I've already said NO, and NO!"

"Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it
too.."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

"My love.. don't be like that.."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in
nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes
and says. "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to
blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob
himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take
his hand off the intercom!"


now, that's embarrassing... :oops:
dalagang pilipina - a cool chick that is
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Postby RedRose » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:43 pm

yeah, dear jonrey and pinas, the case was really embarrassing :lol:
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Postby Dixie » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:17 pm

Hahaha I knew that joke in Catalan too ImageImageImageImage
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Postby RedRose » Sat Oct 02, 2004 4:30 am

here is today's joke from redrose, here u go!

Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a
beautiful parrot. "Does this parrot talk?" she
asked.

"Yes, he does," the manager told her. "But why
is this one only $50 and all the others are $500?"
she asked.

"Well, ma'am," the manager told her, "not everyone
would want to own this parrot. He spent years in a
whore house and his language is foul."

"Well, I want him," she said. "Suit yourself," the
manager shrugged.

When she got the parrot back to the White House,
she uncovered his cage and admired the bird.

The parrot tilted his head to one side, looked her
straight in the eye and said, "New house, new madam."

Hillary laughed. Soon Chelsea and a friend came in
and began admiring the bird. "New house, new whores,"
the parrot observed. At first they were offended,
but when Hillary explained about the bird's history,
they too, laughed. After a while the President
entered the living quarters.

The parrot looked at him and said, "Hi, Bill!"
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Postby Dixie » Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:53 am

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Postby mandy » Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: .....
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Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:02 pm

one day, Satan came to a church, at that time, the crowd ran off from the church but an aged man. Satan was very surprised and asked the man:"Do u know who I am?"

"yeah, you are the most terrible devil." answered the man.

"then, why didn't you run off? You see, I can make you lose everything, including your life!" said Satan.

"it dosen't matter. I am not afraid of you at all, coz it has been 40 years since I married your sister!"
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Postby Dixie » Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:07 pm

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Postby RedRose » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:59 pm

here is today's joke from RedRose

One day two old men decided to go to a whore house, because
they hadn't had sex in quite a while. They arrived at the
house and the head mistress decided they wouldn't know the
difference, so she put them in rooms with blow up dolls.

After they were done, they met out front, and the first old
man said, "What did you think about that? I think mine was
dead."

And the other replied, "I think mine was a witch."

"Why?", asked the first man.

"Because she farted and flew out the window."
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