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politicians!!!pay attention

Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:30 pm

4 Docs and GW Bush!


4 Doctors were talking shop one day...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah!
We are about to take an ~ out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day!"
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Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:54 pm

haha! what a joke! I love it!

the ~ from Texas is running for the next American president right now, I hope that he will fail the election.
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Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:02 pm

RedRose wrote:haha! what a joke! I love it!

the ~ from Texas is running for the next American president right now, I hope that he will fail the election.
[b]Graet idea redRose
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Postby Dixie » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:43 pm

I think we all hope that, but he's gonna win the elections...
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Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:48 pm

Dixie wrote:I think we all hope that, but he's gonna win the elections...


then that will be a more terrible tragedy!
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Postby Dixie » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:59 pm

Indeed :cry:
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Re: politicians!!!pay attention

Postby sweethuman » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:37 am

:lol:
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