EC's Funniest Member

Unknownsu · Post by **Unknownsu** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:39 am

Vote here for who you think is EC's funniest member!

Could it be Redrose's perversion?

Could it be Dixie's naïveté?

Maybe it's Elba's creativity?

Or Frengo's coooool style?

Cast your votes today to see who is the most popular amongst the EC community!!!

I'm sure there are many more funny people out there but my knowledge of members is limited so forgive me.

Oh, one member shouldn't be there but he seems to complain all the time about not being a valid contestant so I entered his name out of pity. Yes, I am talking about Essie.

Please Note: The runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Redrose and the second runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Dixie. No purchase necessary since all rules were set by me. Questions and complaints can be sent via PM to Essie as he will address them. Make sure you use a lot of swearing to get through to him, he's pretty stubborn. Offer ends 03.06.05.

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:20 am

Umm… I wonder why your name is not included there. I think you are the funniest member.
Now if you are not in the poll, who am I supposed to vote for?

I guess voting for Essie is the best option I have.

Yeah, he always makes me laugh with his stories

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:33 am

We've got many funny members here, but there is one that makes me laugh ALWAYS. From the day I first joined EC until now, her posts always brighten up my day, so my vote is for my sweet RedRose.

RedRose · Post by **RedRose** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:49 pm

thank you Dixie for your vote

I saw this poll too late. and now Poll Forum is so active. maybe sameday it will be beyond Generous discussion forum.

Unfortunately, Unknownsu didn't put his name on the list, maybe he is a shy guy now and then

shokin · Post by **shokin** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:25 pm

Great question !

I hesitate between UnknownSu and RedRose...

Shokin

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:47 pm

See, Jimmy? The audience is cheering! “Three cheers for Jimmy. Hip, hip, hooray!”

I really think your name should be on the list, too. May I ask why didn’t you put your name? Maybe you were afraid to kick some butt. ;)

essie · Post by **essie** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:21 pm

Unknownsu wrote:Oh, one member shouldn't be there but he seems to complain all the time about not being a valid contestant so I entered his name out of pity. Yes, I am talking about Essie.

He's trying to be funny here. Did anyone laugh??? I CERTAINLY DIDN'T!! In fact... It... it... it... It brought a tear to my eye

Unknownsu wrote: Please Note: ".... "Questions and complaints can be sent via PM to Essie as he will address them. Make sure you use a lot of swearing to get through to him, he's pretty stubborn.

BTW> I personally don’t think Jimmy is funny at all… I usually laugh at him rather than with or because of him. ;) Soooooo since this poll is about humor and not generosity, I vote for myself. I mean come on!!!! There’s no contest!

essie · Post by **essie** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:23 pm

Oh and thanks Lalee... But Really? Jimmy? Funny? :?

Miss. Ladybird · Post by **Miss. Ladybird** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:01 pm

Well, I have my own .... I vote for Kimo......... I really miss him and his funny posts

mr_Love · Post by **mr_Love** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:27 pm

yea where is he ??????

i vote for Red Rose .... she is fuuny and cool....

she loves all fun stuff ;)

RedRose · Post by **RedRose** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:23 pm

thank u Mrlove for your vote.

if I am the funniest one on EC, meantime, as u know, I am the most perverted one as well...hmmmm

that means fun is always based on perversion? sounds yummy!

I love this theory!

shokin · Post by **shokin** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:41 pm

I hesitated between UnknownSu and RedRose, but I had no choice between both them. So you know who I vote for...

Ah ! Unknownsu, why have you not put yourself in the list ? maybe I would have chosen you.

Shokin

idalia · Post by **idalia** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:42 pm

Unknownsu where's your name???? :? :? :?

My vote is for you, but I cannot vote 'cause your name doesn't appear. :( :(

You're the funniest one

essie · Post by **essie** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:57 am

no he's not!!! I am!!

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:33 am

essie wrote:no he's not!!! I am!!

Look at Essie! He’s having a tantrum.

You’re welcome. And I really think Jimmy is funny. He always makes me laugh. You’re funny, too. ;)

essie · Post by **essie** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:37 am

but you're laughing at him. ;)

essie · Post by **essie** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:38 am

Honestly though.. I'm just kidding. Jimmy is the hot shot! ;)

Unknownsu · Post by **Unknownsu** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:13 am

Lalee wrote:Now if you are not in the poll, who am I supposed to vote for? I guess voting for Essie is the best option I have.

Voting out of pity.

essie wrote:Soooooo since this poll is about humor and not generosity, I vote for myself.

The pitiful.

essie · Post by **essie** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:19 am

my bald head looks better than yours!!

Unknownsu · Post by **Unknownsu** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:21 am

You? Bald? Head? Which one?

essie · Post by **essie** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:23 am

Both of course!

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:31 am

Unknownsu wrote:
Lalee wrote:Now if you are not in the poll, who am I supposed to vote for? I guess voting for Essie is the best option I have.
Voting out of pity.
.

I didn’t choose Essie for pity. I honestly think he’s funny. I was about to vote for Red but I recalled she’d already won a poll.
And Jimmy, one more thing, would you mind answering my question? I’ll ask you one more time so that you don’t have to go back to my post. “Why didn’t you include your name in this poll?”

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:32 am

essie wrote:Both of course!

Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one.

Unknownsu · Post by **Unknownsu** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:35 am

Lalee wrote:
essie wrote:Both of course!
Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one.

HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaah....

Where on earth did you get that assumption?? Uh oh, never mind.

Unknownsu · Post by **Unknownsu** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:36 am

I'll answer your question, please refer to the fine print.

RedRose · Post by **RedRose** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:49 am

what is butt? a tip of cigar or an ass?

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:51 am

Unknownsu wrote:
Lalee wrote:
essie wrote:Both of course!
Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one.
HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaah....

Where on earth did you get that assumption?? Uh oh, never mind.

Well, Essie said “both” Since Essie does not have two heads, I assumed he was talking about his butt.
But I think I’m wrong because his butt is hairy.

Could you tell me what you guys were referring to?

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:55 am

RedRose wrote:what is butt? a tip of cigar or an ass?

Yes, red. Butt is the part of your body that you sit on

Unknownsu · Post by **Unknownsu** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:58 am

Lalee wrote:Well, Essie said “both” Since Essie does not have two heads,

Au contraire! Essie does have two heads!

RedRose · Post by **RedRose** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:01 am

Lalee wrote:
RedRose wrote:what is butt? a tip of cigar or an ass?
Yes, red. Butt is the part of your body that you sit on

oh, then it is a pass from which ~ gose.

essie · Post by **essie** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:01 am

essie wrote:my bald head looks better than yours!!

Unknownsu wrote:You? Bald? Head? Which one?

essie wrote:Both of course!

Lalee wrote:Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one.

Lalee wrote:But I think I’m wrong because his butt is hairy. Could you tell me what you guys were referring to?

There's an English saying... "Men think with two heads". That should answer your question.

And what the hell??? How would you know if my butt is hairy or not!? hmmm Did you make that assumption because I'm Persian or because of Jimmy and his sexual fantasies about me? For your information, it is not… ;)

Unknownsu · Post by **Unknownsu** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:04 am

essie wrote:There's an English saying... "Men think with two heads". That should answer your question.

Holy, blunt enough! Why don't you just spell it out already! Have you no shame?

essie wrote:How would you know if my butt is hairy or not!? hmmm Did you make that assumption because I'm Persian or because of Jimmy and his sexual fantasies about me? For your information, it is not… ;)

It is not because you pulled out the lawn mower yesterday!

essie · Post by **essie** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:07 am

Very funny indeed ;)

but...

Q. Do you guys know how to tell when Jimmy's about to go peepee.

A. He pulls out his tweezers ;)

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:59 am

His tweezers? Hehehehe You guys are terrible!

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:17 am

essie wrote:There's an English saying... "Men think with two heads".

There's a Spanish saying... "Men think with their penis"

RedRose · Post by **RedRose** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:38 am

same here. a Chinese saying: "a man has two brains, the elder one is his real brain, the young one is his bird. and the elder one always do anything according to the young one' order!"

Unknownsu · Post by **Unknownsu** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:39 pm

There's a Vietnamese saying..."Khong co tien, khong co em."

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:00 pm

Dixie wrote: There's a Spanish saying... "Men think with their penis"

Dixie, I know that saying, too.

And it’s so true. Men just think with their penis. I don’t know why they have a brain if that “little” part of their bodies always tells them what to do.

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:01 pm

Unknownsu wrote:There's a Vietnamese saying..."Khong co tien, khong co em."

Dear Jimmy, would you mind translating that saying for us? I can translate French but not Vietnamese.

essie · Post by **essie** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:38 pm

Unknownsu wrote:There's a Vietnamese saying..."Khong co tien, khong co em."

"Don't have money, don't have girlfriend" ;)

essie · Post by **essie** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:41 pm

Lalee wrote:
Dixie wrote: There's a Spanish saying... "Men think with their penis"
Dixie, I know that saying, too. And it’s so true. Men just think with their penis. I don’t know why they have a brain if that “little” part of their bodies always tells them what to do.

Men think with their brains, but the other head only gives suggestions. How much the man listens all depends on how week he is.

Unknownsu · Post by **Unknownsu** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:58 pm

I beg to differ. Men received two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time.

essie · Post by **essie** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:10 pm

Unknownsu wrote:I beg to differ. Men received two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time.

essie wrote:How much the man listens all depends on how week he is.

;)

Unknownsu · Post by **Unknownsu** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:13 pm

idalia wrote:Unknownsu where's your name???? :? :? :?

My vote is for you, but I cannot vote 'cause your name doesn't appear. :( :(

You're the funniest one

Awwww....Idalia, you are so sweet! Thank you for the support! You are my secret admirer, well, you're not so secret anymore.

idalia · Post by **idalia** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:15 pm

I liked to be a secret admirer but I don't wanT to be in the darkness any longer, so I'll say it wide open you are the funniest one ;) ;)

ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST!!!

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:10 am

idalia wrote:I liked to be a secret admirer but I don't wanT to be in the darkness any longer, so I'll say it wide open you are the funniest one ;) ;)

ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST!!!

Take a look at this, Idalia.
“Please Note: The runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Redrose and the second runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Dixie.”Isn’t my Jimmy the greatest? I really laughed pretty hard when I read that. He’s so sure of himself!

essie · Post by **essie** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:12 am

Wait a minute!! Is Lalee being nice to one of Jimmy's admirers?

frengo · Post by **frengo** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:37 pm

RedRose wrote:thank u Mrlove for your vote.

if I am the funniest one on EC, meantime, as u know, I am the most perverted one as well...hmmmm

that means fun is always based on perversion? sounds yummy! I love this theory!

Not always, but very very often... this is why I voted for you :R:

RedRose · Post by **RedRose** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:08 pm

frengo, thank you!

but I just feel a little ashamed for the award about pervert! actually, you are more qualified than me!

Lalee · Post by **Lalee** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 3:05 am

essie wrote:Wait a minute!! Is Lalee being nice to one of Jimmy's admirers?

Oh, what was I thinking, Essie? Do you think I should get mad at her? Um... Nah, I know my Jimmy. Even though he "might" have many admirers, I know I'm the wife. He's mine!

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