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Postby Unknownsu » Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:28 pm

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home....maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....Noooooooo....Arghghgh!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...damn lucky pig...can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing???)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people who are like that.)

Star fish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Re: Little Known Facts

Postby Lalee » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:06 pm

Unknownsu wrote:[A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. [/b]
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

Is this true? Wowwwww. No wonder why you want to be a pig. Hey, I thought you were one already. ;)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)

Oh, cockroaches are so disgusting!

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....Noooooooo....Arghghgh!")


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...damn lucky pig...can you imagine??)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: What does the flea have to do with the pig?


God, you are so funny!!
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Re: Little Known Facts

Postby Dixie » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:51 am

Unknownsu wrote:
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.



:OO:
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Postby ProfessorVerb » Tue May 10, 2005 4:35 am

Oh my.
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Re: Little Known Facts

Postby sweethuman » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:37 am

Dixie wrote:
Unknownsu wrote:
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.



:OO:


What happened Dixie?
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