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Just a game: your bathing can tell who you are...

Postby Lizzy » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:17 am

ATTENTION, PLZ: Remember to...take a bath before reading. Also, when bathing, remember which part of your body you wash first (haha, don't be shy, just a funny game :mrgreen:).

Then continue to the GAME:

When you step into a shower, which part
of the body do you wash first?


Please select:

A. Chest

B. Face

C. Armpits

D. Hair

E. Privates

F. Shoulders

G. Others



Now Scroll Down To See What Your Answer Means.

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A. Chest:

You are a practical person, straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose D (Hair).


B. Face:

Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it.
Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are
there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you, but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centered person. Average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who choose E (Privates) and G (Others).


C. Armpits:

You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very
popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help
others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who choose F (Shoulders).


D. Hair:

Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking, but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore and please ther other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose A (Chest) and E (Privates).


E. Privates:

Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perserverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best sex partner in life will be those who choose B (Face) and D (Hair).


F. Shoulder:

A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a livin hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who choose C (Armpits) are your only chance.


G. Others:

You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths, but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and see your potential. Deep down, you are very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengts stand out and not just hide you weaknessess. You are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques, but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who choose B (Face).
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Postby Lizzy » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:24 am

I myself chose "Chest" . I think it's somehow correct. Anyway, it's just for fun ;)
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Postby Dixie » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:48 am

C.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby MissLT » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:35 pm

Hair. Brushing my teeth while washing my hair. :lol: Now all I need to do is asking my boyfriend if he washes his chest and private part first or not. If not, he'll be gone by the end of the day. JOKING. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby idalia » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:19 am

D. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lizzy » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:58 am

LennyeTran wrote:Hair. Brushing my teeth while washing my hair. :lol: Now all I need to do is asking my boyfriend if he washes his chest and private part first or not. If not, he'll be gone by the end of the day. JOKING. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Oh, I totally thought you were the right one for me. What a pity that you're a girl and I'm not a lesbian :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby MissLT » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:29 am

Lizzy wrote: Oh, I totally thought you were the right one for me. What a pity that you're a girl and I'm not a lesbian :lol: :lol: :lol:

:wink: Next life, honey, next life. One question, why do you wash your chest first? Aren't people supposed to wash their hair or their face first when they get in a shower?
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Postby Lizzy » Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:27 am

LennyeTran wrote:
Lizzy wrote: Oh, I totally thought you were the right one for me. What a pity that you're a girl and I'm not a lesbian :lol: :lol: :lol:

:wink: Next life, honey, next life. One question, why do you wash your chest first? Aren't people supposed to wash their hair or their face first when they get in a shower?


Heheh, I hope next life I and you continue to be human :lol:

Well, how can I explain why I wash my chest first? :oops: Just kidding! Maybe it's more convinient. I always wash my face last and my hair second ;)
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Postby MissLT » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:25 pm

Lizzy wrote: Heheh, I hope next life I and you continue to be human :lol:

All right, it's a date then :wink: . :lol: Don't forget to look for a cute little girl in pink dress (that'll be me), and you can be a boy because I called to be a girl first. LOL...

Lizzy wrote:Well, how can I explain why I wash my chest first? :oops: Just kidding! Maybe it's more convinient. I always wash my face last and my hair second ;)

:lol: LOL, you're the opposite of me. I wash my hair first then my face or my feet depending on how dirty either one of them is in a day.
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Postby Lizzy » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:11 pm

:lol::lol::lol: Looks like we're talking about "bathing order" rather than joining a game :lol:
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