Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have soccer boots." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?" The boy says:"£750-00." The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them." A few days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game." The boy says: "I can't, I sold them for £1000." The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...... £1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says: "Dark in here." The priest says: "Don't start that sh!t again!"
