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George W. Bush..

Postby feanor » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:34 pm

Hearing so many people speaking about his intelligence level, George "double you" Bush decided to get his brain checked.
The physician's diagnosis was as follows:
"Mr. President, you have two brains, the left and
the right, like all normal people.But the problem is that in your left brain there is nothing right and in your right brain there is nothing left ...."
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Postby Dixie » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Bravo, doctor!
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Postby fly`n`high » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:12 pm

I`m so sorry but I don`t understand what means the left in right brain and right in left brain???
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Postby feanor » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:46 pm

in 'no right in your left brain' part right means true, correct, fair, honest, proper..
'nothing left in your right brain' part means all stuff in his brain has gone and the right brain is totally blank.. :wink:
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Postby fly`n`high » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:27 pm

Thank you!
My english is not well yet to understand english humor, :oops: but now I have just understood this joke. :)
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Postby Admiral » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:53 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
in your left brain there is nothing right and in the right brain there is nothing left
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Postby fly`n`high » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:53 pm

:)
..but I think that is not enough to become the president in my country..
..I choose another way. 8)
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Postby InLove » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:27 am

According to the scientists, left brain part contains areas of music,literature,art and right one part lades with logic such as math,physics.. :P
haha
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Postby MooNboy » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:57 pm

If he had something on his right lobe, the world would be better...
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Postby feanor » Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:47 pm

InLove wrote:According to the scientists, left brain part contains areas of music,literature,art and right one part lades with logic such as math,physics.. :P
haha


thank you for enlightening us with this scientific explanation.. :wink:
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