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I want to die feeling like a woman

Postby pinturai » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:09 am

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Postby Dixie » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:48 am

Not funny. And that man was such an idiot, it's so easy to iron a shirt.
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Postby narris » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:17 am

iron a shirt let her feel like a women?I did not understand it. :? :? :?
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Postby Dixie » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:11 am

narris wrote:iron a shirt let her feel like a women?I did not understand it. :? :? :?


Nothing to understand, but sexism. The only conclusion is that guy was really stupid! Couldn't even iron a shirt! :lol:
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Postby Hardi » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:24 am

It's funny. Dixie must live in a very sexistic society, or be a really big feminist, if see it on way like she seems to see it.
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Postby Dixie » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:58 am

Hardi wrote:It's funny. Dixie must live in a very sexistic society, or be a really big feminist, if see it on way like she seems to see it.


Will you please tell us how you understand the joke? What does he mean by "dying like a woman"? Since you're so smart, OR, maybe Estonia is such a Utopian society where sexism doesn't exist.
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Postby JMD » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:24 am

weird!!!!!! :roll: kinda stupid, sorry.. don't take it personally though..
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Re: I want to die feeling like a woman

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:46 am

She meant to say that she needs to feel the pleasure of ... and wanted a man to do ... to her. this was what the woman wanted however the man idiot said that iron my shirt.
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