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THE DOOR BELL

Postby Dhvanesh » Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:30 pm

One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.


As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood.


With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey , would you give me a kiss?"


Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"



"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.


"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"


" Oh come on!


There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".


"No way , it's just too risky!"


"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".


"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".


"Oh yes you can. Please?"


"No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... "


Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and


The girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled, And in a sleepy voice she said,


"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....


TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL ........
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Postby jeik » Tue May 15, 2007 8:16 pm

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Postby Dhvanesh » Tue May 15, 2007 8:58 pm

jeik wrote:is really funny see this joke...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aySEdLaE ... ed&search=


Wow!

It's just like similar to the joke which I post.
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Postby Another_One » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:00 pm

really funny, he annoyed us :twisted:
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Postby Khokha » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:53 am

Coooooool
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Postby Dixie » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:06 pm

I know this joke with a little variety... It was not a kiss the boy was asking for :lol:
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Postby ahmedxzxz » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:35 pm

in fact,it is a funny joke.iliked it.
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Postby (((Edu))) » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:27 pm

This joke is well-known in Brasil.

Very good!
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Re: THE DOOR BELL

Postby sweethuman » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:23 am

I heard it before as well. Nice one :lol:
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