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A cowboy

Postby milococosiro » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:26 am

It's the first time a cowboy come to city. He sees automatic consult fortune machine. He enters the cabin curiously and put a coin into. After 2 minutes, a piece of paper is given to him: "You're John Bill, your height is 1m85, you weigh 105kg. You're going to get on a train at 8.30 and you gonna have a serious unfortunate."
When John still feels astonished, a man come. He claims this machine definitely tells lies. Both of them decide to exchange clothes to check the reaction of the machine. After changing clothes, John enter cabin again, put a coin into and reads piece of paper's already given:
"You're John Bill, 1m85 height, 105kg weight, but at this moment, you:
-Miss the train at 8.30
-Lose clothes, wallet and gun.
-Get scabietic disease from swindler!"
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What a smart swindler !

Postby Bambang » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:39 pm

What a stupid cowboy !

Cowboys are like that !

What a smart swindler !
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Postby rivulet » Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:07 am

Hehe, nice joke. I wish i could see that machine to know about my future :lol:
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Postby milococosiro » Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:00 am

rivulet wrote:Hehe, nice joke. I wish i could see that machine to know about my future :lol:


Hehe, I hope when you see that machine, you don't see any swindler like John Bill's situation :D in that joke.
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Postby rivulet » Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:11 am

Hehe, of course i will not be tricked by that swindler :D
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Postby Bambang » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:13 pm

rivulet wrote:Hehe, of course i will not be tricked by that swindler :D


The story would be much different if the swindler were uncle Bambang.

You'll get tricked easily, my dear.
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Postby rivulet » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:25 pm

How come Bambang ??? I wonder if you can alive or not when you dare to trick me :lol:
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Postby milococosiro » Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:55 am

bambang wrote:
rivulet wrote:Hehe, of course i will not be tricked by that swindler :D


The story would be much different if the swindler were uncle Bambang.

You'll get tricked easily, my dear.


:)), really? I'm curious. What will you do?
Just words don't make me believe.
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Postby Bambang » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:56 am

milococosiro wrote:
bambang wrote:
rivulet wrote:Hehe, of course i will not be tricked by that swindler :D


The story would be much different if the swindler were uncle Bambang.

You'll get tricked easily, my dear.


:)), really? I'm curious. What will you do?
Just words don't make me believe.


Uncle Bambang can't tell Milococosiro the trick.

If I told u, it wouldn't be a trick anymore, my dear.
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Re: A cowboy

Postby sweethuman » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:39 am

:lol: :lol:
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