Some funny jokes

by **Annaa** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:35 am

THE DOCTOR

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Neighbor

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Student

Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself

The teacher

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

The leg

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

Pretty ugly

Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.

Man vs women

Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you.

Walk

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...

Teacher

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

by **sweetmaria** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:21 pm

Hahahah.. I like specially that with the "Neighbor" :lol:

by **Annaa** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:43 pm

sweetmaria wrote:Hahahah.. I like specially that with the "Neighbor"

I liked them a lot nd I wanted 2 share with friends here :-D

.

by **angeleyez** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:44 pm

hahaha

Funny jokes.. Thanks for sharing these jokes... {-:

by **sweetmaria** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:04 pm

Annaa wrote:I liked them a lot nd I wanted 2 share with friends here .

Thx..

by **Annaa** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:23 am

sweetmaria wrote:
Annaa wrote:I liked them a lot nd I wanted 2 share with friends here .

Thx..

U r welcome ;-)

by **sweetmaria** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:41 pm

Annaa wrote:
sweetmaria wrote:
Annaa wrote:I liked them a lot nd I wanted 2 share with friends here .

Thx..

U r welcome

by **sweets** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:10 pm

i like them so much spicailly this
"Man vs women

Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you."

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers

by **Annaa** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:39 am

sweets wrote:i like them so much spicailly this
"Man vs women

Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you."

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers