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Divorce

Postby edumelo » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:32 pm

A man meets an old friend at the street and ask for the news:
- Hey, how are you? How is your family going?
- I've just divorced my wife...
- How sad! How about the kids?
- They are living with the one who got the most part of our goodies.
- Your wife?
- No, the lawyer.
Já chegou o disco voador!
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Re: Divorce

Postby LegodeFein » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:12 pm

A funny joke!!! :lol:
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Re: Divorce

Postby Krisi » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:53 pm

:shock:
click --> Happy Valentine!
always.



:-)
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Re: Divorce

Postby Sunnypk » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:28 pm

it's very funny :D
As you so, so shall you reap
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Re: Divorce

Postby Krisi » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:43 am

OFF TOPIC
(SORRY... )

To: Edumelo

Where did you get your avatar?
click --> Happy Valentine!
always.



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Re: Divorce

Postby edumelo » Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:41 am

Krisi wrote:OFF TOPIC
(SORRY... )

To: Edumelo

Where did you get your avatar?


That's me in May 1987. :mrgreen:
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Re: Divorce

Postby Krisi » Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:50 am

edumelo wrote:
Krisi wrote:OFF TOPIC
(SORRY... )

To: Edumelo

Where did you get your avatar?


That's me in May 1987. :mrgreen:


Cute! You look naughty there... look at the smile! :) really cute!
click --> Happy Valentine!
always.



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Re: Divorce

Postby (((Edu))) » Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:47 pm

Not so bad.
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Re: Divorce

Postby sweethuman » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:10 am

:lol:
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