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Dark in here

Postby fortminor » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:54 pm

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lover and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already. The little boy says: "Dark in here." The man says: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a soccer ball; do you want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!" Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "£250-00.”................ A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have soccer boots." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?" The boy says:"£750-00." The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them." A few days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game." The boy says: "I can't, I sold them for £1000." The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...... £1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says: "Dark in here." The priest says: "Don't start that sh!t again!"

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Postby Dixie » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:43 am

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby Ms.A.Z » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:30 pm

oooops lol :lol:
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Postby fortminor » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:32 pm

Im glad you like it. 8)
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Postby Anahita » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:56 pm

ROFLAMO !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dark in here

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:53 pm

When will it be dark here? :lol:
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