Jokes

[sweethuman]

A russian got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Russian Father: Russian. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Russians?"
"Aah, RUSSIAN read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is
a Chinese."


Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go.


Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....


Sardar's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!