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Love and Marriage 3

Postby ayie » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:28 am

Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!) :lol:
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Postby Dixie » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:52 am

Hehehehehehe
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Re: Love and Marriage 3

Postby sweethuman » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:11 pm

:lol: :lol: hahaha :lol:
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Re: Love and Marriage 3

Postby Timberlake » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:09 am

Funny.....
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