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All You Can Drink

Postby Dixie » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:37 pm

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.
Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"
"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."

(I know it's not a good joke regarding women :roll: )
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Postby radu » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:04 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't know why,but I feel pitty for him,instead of her,although she is the ugly one.
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Re: All You Can Drink

Postby sweethuman » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:18 pm

Unlucky hubby :mrgreen:
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