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Tell a joke for everyone!

Postby liusuyi » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:39 pm

A Busy Patient

Patient: Doctor, I feel so weak.

Doctor: Okay, let me check.

Patient: What's wrong with me?

Doctor: You are physically exhausted. You need more nutrition.

Patient: How can I get enough nutrition quickly? I am a very busy man.

Doctor: Intravenous drip.

Patient: How long would it take?

Doctor: A couple of hours.

Patient: (Points to the intravenous drip bottle) May I drink it? I can

finish it in three minutes.


hahahahis so funny!
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Re: Tell a joke for everyone!

Postby puzzle » Fri Nov 29, 2013 1:27 am

LOL... Thanks for sharing
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Re: Tell a joke for everyone!

Postby Robertjack » Tue May 13, 2014 11:03 am

I like it; it’s really funn. I also have jock to share hrere and hope you will enjoy this.
A woman’s prayers: Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength I’ll beat him to death!
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