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Joke to share

Postby ShangRong » Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:20 pm

A Confident Man

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’

‘No’, he replies, ‘I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.’

The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?’

‘It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, ‘ he explains.

‘What’s it telling you now?’

‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties…’

The woman giggles and replies, ‘Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!’

The man explains, ‘Damn thing must be an hour fast.’
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Re: Joke to share

Postby davies » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:34 pm

Lol that was really an amazing joke.
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Re: Joke to share

Postby Krisi » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:58 am

:shock: gosh! what's that invention. in that case people has nothing better to do. such a waste of time, money and effort. (just ask... :-P )
click --> Happy Valentine!
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