Elisa wrote:Sorry, he cannot speak English
Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
A: They're both extinct.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?
A: The sperm has a chance in a million of becoming human.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.
Elisa wrote:Some people have no sense or better, have different sense of humor.
In Italy we define an English joke a cold one. Italian people think English jokes make laugh only English people.
Maybe they think the same of us... bohhh
Anyway nobody can feel offended for a joke ...I suppose...
Elisa wrote:What would you do if you have a buisness meeting at 3 o'clock and people arrive at twenty past three?
Do you wait for them? Do you pretend this is normal and say nothing? Do you go away?
Do you say they are rude and that your time is precious as theirs?
Elisa wrote:I own a shop of sweets and when the service provider is late I get angry because my little customers must wait.
I don’t have a boss I am not a dog ;)
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