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Lalee

Yeah, that's a good idea. Since your stories are lame most of the time, you'd better ask Ehsan to back you up.

Lalee

You want me to write now?
Where did the "I repeat this is the last time I read your stories" go?
I'm more than enough? Awww I think that's the cuttiest thing you've ever said to me.

Lalee

I noticed that most of the Vietnam stories in this thread are funny and amusing and I think it's about time I show the other side of traveling to Vietnam. The darker side. Great!! I'll miss your funny stories though. I hope Violet and Elba returns to this thread. It would help me out a lot. So I'm ...

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote: And Lalee, you're sure you're not gonna jump on the plane next year for this get together thingy?

Umm 2007? OK I'd love to meet my little "B" in person.

Lalee

Umm...I think I've read that story somewhere else. Did you put it up in any of your websites?
I'm glad you finally listened to me and made those lazy hands useful for once.

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote: Right after he finished his speech, the TV remote control, which was on top of a glass, was floating on the air for a few seconds and slowly landed on the coffee table. Everyone was screaming. My cousin’s face went pale.

The ghost shut your cousin's mouth. A ghost with attitude, eh?

Lalee

:shock: That's disgusting! My cousin sometime sticks her gums on the table and then forgets about them. When she comes back (hours after), she would be like, "hey, my gum!" and she put it back in her mouth. I used to do that too and it's not too bad. I mean, you know what you're putting into your m...

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote: I saw some girls in my high school shared their gums together, and I mean as in one girl was chewing it and then spit it out for another girl to chew.

That's disgusting!

Lalee

Listening to Danyet's songs right now. :wink: Me too. :lol: Gosh, I love his song. I know. Aren't they good? If I could have his permission, I would post the link here to share with people who are interested in my Danyet. That would be soo cool. Hope he allows you to do so. Well, he loves you too s...

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote: Try harder. Use your 110% ability in English.

I think he has become our guinea pig.

Lalee

Dixie wrote: That's mean. I still haven't sorted it out :(

Too bad. I really wanted to hear your voice.

Lalee

Gross or what? :D Kind of. Sometimes I'd start chewing gum in the morning and when it was lunch time, I'd put it on my side of my plate and when I was done eating, I'd put it into my mouth again. Grosser?? I guess I just wanted to eat only one piece of gum per day and make them last longer. :oops:

Lalee

FIVER wrote: I even talk to strangers sometimes at the store or someplace I am visiting.

:o I wish I were able to do that.

Lalee

Dixie wrote: That happens to me, too. When I am with a group of people and they start talking, I don't. I just listen. I am shy too

Yeah, Dix. We've noticed that on skype.

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote:Listening to Danyet's songs right now.

Me too.

Gosh, I love his song.

Lalee

When little, I used to love them but once I had a nightmare about them, I don't eat them often. I fell asleep and I forgot to spit it out. Then I dreamed that I was choking with it. It was horrible. I think my parents were glad that I stopped chewing them because my chew gums were stuck everywhere. ...

Lalee

Unknownsu wrote: The only thing I vividly remember after reading it was that you sweat a lot.

Awwww how cute. That was my favorite part too.

Lalee

Unknownsu wrote:there was no bang. No boom.

Bangs and booms? Awww your perverted side is on again.

Lalee

Do you know why your story was boring? Because there was no bang. No boom. No nothing. When you write anything, try to use simple, complex and compound sentence structures evenly. Read your first paragraph again and you will know what I'm talking about. Well, it's your fault. I asked you to help me...

Lalee

Unknownsu wrote:I repeat, I will not make the same mistake twice.

Why do you have to be so mean?
Well, I know many people here enjoy my writing..Just look at the views..It's growing and growing.
By the way, I have a surprise for you.

Lalee

Unknownsu wrote:That's right, and I don't plan to make the same mistake twice.

Oh come on! Both of us know you enjoyed it!
I've started writing the last part and I know you're going to read it too.

Lalee

Unknownsu wrote:
Lalee wrote:I’d like to tell you all about it but I’ll do it next time because this is getting long and boring.
So you do know after all.

I can't believe this. You read all that long and boring story? Awww you're so cute!

Lalee

Dix, I can't wait to see the pictures. After reading about your cousin Angela, I want to see what she looks like.

Lalee

I have to say some Chinese people were hard to understand when they spoke English. The hotel staff did speak English and some of them were pretty good. But I was impressed when I met Violet. Her English is awesome! She speaks really well! ;) Lalee speaks really good, too. I wonder how other members...

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote: Try it! It's fun!

Have you done it before?

Lalee

I wouldn't do it. I mean, why would I do it? It's silly.

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote:
Lalee wrote: Well, at least he remembers your birthday, no?
My dad's friend never does it and she lives with him.
Well, he wrote down all the birthdays, and he also circle them on his calendar. That's how he remembers our birthdays. It's not like he could remember it on his own.

Your dad sucks then! JK

Lalee

Every year he stops by to give my mom the money for my birthday, and that's it. Nothing else! Not even a "happy birthday, Len!" or not even a hug, a kiss, etc. :roll: Well, at least he remembers your birthday, no? My friend's dad never does it and she lives with him. Boys don't need birthday presen...

Lalee

Unknownsu wrote: I am ultrasensual.

I concur in that.
I told you I'd stalk you, didn't I?

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote: Excuse my language . You can go ahead and wash my mouth with soap, but I couldn't find other ways to describe her best than that.

It's ok. You sound cute when you curse anyways.

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote: And to me, J.Lo is a cheap common wh***.

Oh Lennye.

Lalee

On the other hand, I found it distubring and gross when J. Lo dated Ben Affleck. Man, I used to like the guy, but after he dated her I found him becoming really trashy. Why don't you like her? Maybe because her butt is bigger than yours? Most women hate her for that reason. To me, I don't really ca...

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote: Nah, I'm just saying that. At this board, I'm only interested in Danyet. I just can't get enough of him.

You know, I'm getting tired of this.
Danyet this, Danyet that. Stop it!!!

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote:
Lalee wrote: Well, I don't care if you don't believe me. I don't have any guy and period!! :P
Ok, ma'am. No guy for you. Not even one. All for me.

Yeah, it seems that now you're more charming than me.

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote: Lalee.... don't make me pull your hair out!

Well, I don't care if you don't believe me. I don't have any guy and period!! :P

Lalee

I'm into a guy who is in his 40's :oops: . GROSS! I don't appreciate your attitude towards my young-at-heart and cutey guy. He's cute and not an ancient fossil. Don't you get me started on your guy.... Say it, "he's cute like a puppy!" Say it! :lol: :lol: Well, I don't have a guy. I have no idea wh...

Lalee

LennyeTran wrote: I'm into a guy who is in his 40's .

GROSS!

Lalee

Tora wrote:Ladies, i'm for a pub! Meeting a halfdrunk guy of about thirty five... 8)

35 you said? I think you and Lennye will make great friends. :P

Lalee

My vote is for online. I think you can meet interesting people online. At least, that’s what I think. But I’m not sure if I were brave enough to go out with a guy I met online. I’ve never done it before so it might be a little bit awkward at first. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh..... :lol: :lol: *gigg...

Lalee

tikay wrote: so Bye bye to Johnny Online...and HELLO Carlos!...the real deal!

Carlos? A latino guys? Cool!
Do you still date him?

Lalee

My vote is for online. I think you can meet interesting people online. At least, that’s what I think.
But I’m not sure if I were brave enough to go out with a guy I met online. I’ve never done it before so it might be a little bit awkward at first.

Lalee

In the jungle Part II I finally made my hands useful. I’d completely forgotten about this. So where were we? Oh yeah. We got to the sister’s house. It was dinner time. The sister was so happy to see us. The table was already set. She’d prepared a weird dish. It looked like raw fish. I hate raw fish...

Lalee

Watch what you ask for... A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each ...

Lalee

You guys!

OK I'll send you a private message to both of you. Fair enough?

Lalee

Rui wrote:what do you meant with im to picky?

Picky: describes someone who is very careful about choosing only what they like. :)

Lalee

Rui wrote:thank you very much Lalle... i´m looking for a girlfriend so if you know something about some nice free girl just give me a call 8) ..... hehehe

What? I can't believe that you don't have a girlfriend. What's wrong with girls from your country? Maybe you're too picky?

Lalee

Dixie wrote:
Especially when he's asleep! :D Did you notice, Lalee? 8)

Yeah, very cute.

Lalee

Isn't it weird for your friends and family hang out together at the same time? I mean, I think each of us act different when we're around friends or family, right? Like for me, I talk dirty when I'm around my friends or I joke with them in a different way, but when I'm with my family, I don't dare ...

Lalee

Rui wrote:well.. there´s plenty of photos of myself in this site..

http://spaces.msn.com/members/ruipedroramos/

so take a look 8) be careful because i can be scary to some womens

Scary? Not at all.
You're very handsome.

Lalee

I think this post should be moved to the jokes section because it's very funny.

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