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Who is the biggest pervert on EC?

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Who is the biggest pervert on EC!

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Hi, guys, I suppose that you have read most posts of mine and Unknownsu's. now there are some divergences between me and Unknownsu. and I hope you can fairly vote for the one who is the biggest pervert. and you are welcome to tell why you vote for Unknownsu. thanks!

Here you go!
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I vote for Unknownsu. so many reasons! first of all, as you guys know, I have never been in love with him, but he keeps telling people I do. .... the reasons are too many to count, sigh!
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Redrose wrote:you are welcome to tell why you vote for Unknownsu.
Geez, you make it sound like everyone's going to vote for me.

This is funny. There is no competition here. Redrose is not only the biggest pervert on EC, she's the biggest pervert in the world.

If she's not talking about making love, she's talking about selling condoms to monks. MONKS!!!! This woman is unbelievable.
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My vote is for RedRose!!!! Hahahahaha honey you thought I would vote for Jimmy? Well, I still need more proves about his level or perversion... and I've known you the longest... So I vote for you... That doesn't mean you're bad... I love your perversion, RedRose!!!!!!!! :mrgreen:
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:!: :!: :twisted:

Just see what kind of teachers I got!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

the two online english teachers of mine, Dixie and Unknownsu, voted for me. I really wanna commit suicide! the world is getting darker and darker :cry: :cry:

what is wrong with talking about love-making and selling condoms to Monks?

First of all, love-making was the origin of human being, so it is great! besides, selling condoms to monks is a nice way to prevent them from producing people.

anyway, today is a sad day for me. I am so distressed. In general, when I am in a bad mood, I always eat some food so that I can distract myself from a terrible mood. so I just checked out my refrigerator, finding out some beef and beer. now I am enjoying them. very delicious! thanks beer and beef! you are both my best friends! I mean, beer and beef; I don't mean Dixie and Unknownsu :cry: :cry:
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Post by Unknownsu »

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You have an interesting way of thinking. Monks are not suppose to have any kind of contact with the female gender but it's ok for them to have sex? Everyone would go and become monks. You get spiritual guidance and you get to satifsfy your sexual appetite. Amazing...

There is nothing wrong with sex. However, talking constantly about it is what you have been known for.

You are comparing us to cows and alcohol? Eat your cow, drink your beer, and enjoy the porn you are currently watching, you pervert! :mrgreen:

I don't understand why you would start a poll when you knew you were going to lose. Unless, you actually believe you are a pure individual. :? :? :?
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Now my heart was torn terribly! it wasn't anyone else who was insulting me, it were just my dear teachers!

Now I couldn't find a line of shine, and my total world is getting dark. who is the one we should trust in?

and the poll didn't finished yet. so I didn't lose. now I think about friendship more than the poll. For a sad person like me, what should I do? I can't think out more than crying!
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Post by Dixie »

mmmmmmmm... You're so sad... Maybe you should visit the monks...

Hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! Rosieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! Did you enjoy your beer? Are you already drunk?? :mrgreen:

Shouldn't this be on the POLLS forum???

Nobody insulted you, my dear!!!!!! I personally LOVE your "pervert" way of talking!!! You always make my day!!!!!!!! Thanks, wo ai ni!!!!!!!!
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hmmm, dear Dixie, now I find a line of shine. and I feel better than before.

then not all teachers are mean. I shouldn't commit suicide. for the sake of the shine, I should live as usual. furthermore, my daughter needs me, so I should continue living.
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Dixie wrote:mmmmmmmm... You're so sad... Maybe you should visit the monks...
Take Dixie's advice and visit the monks. That way, both the monks and you will be happy once again! :mrgreen:
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But I prefer nuns.

Unknownsu, my perverted teacher!
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Redrose all the way!!! Don't worry red, if I could, I'd vote for you 10 times! You'll win this one for sure! ;) :R:
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Post by Unknownsu »

Very true. Redrose, don't feel blue. Although you are the most perverted person on EC, look on the bright side, at least you are going to win this competition, right?
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essie is Unknownsu's best friend, that is why he voted for me. and Dixie told me, Unknownsu bribed her to vote for me in advance. the other one who voted for me, might be one of Unknownsu's wives.

this poll is a cheat. :roll:
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Post by essie »

PLEASE!! Lol! You guys know I would take any and every opportunity to bash Unknownsu.. No matter how close of a friend he is. I don’t lie when voting> Redrose is the most perverted amongst the two. I don’t have to even say it, you guys can go and compare their posts yourselves ;) .

What good is it to start a poll, and complain when it doesn't turn out the way you want? :idea: ;) :P
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yeah, essie, you really hit this point! what good is it to start a poll when it don't turn out the way I want? I had never thought of such a terrible result!

and now I am in a bad mood. :cry: :cry: :cry: actually, I don't think me a pervert, I just think me very sincere. I always speak out what people always think of from their mind's bottom. you guys call such a sincere person pervert?

as for Unknownsu, he has a perverted heart indeed, but he is good at flattering people, so he finally catches you guys' hearts. :twisted: :twisted:
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lol.. Awwww . Playing the victim are we? :idea:

You really are an awesome person and very sincere indeed, but...

Amongst the two of you, the pervert level is higher in your style of writing. Now don't misunderstand me, as it does not offend me in anyway. I actually quite enjoy it, but it is the truth; you more so than he ;) :R:
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so I should be happy for winning the competition? I said that I have no more joined any contest since I obtained a championship of argument contest during my college period. the only reason is: No money! since I can gain no money from a contest, why should I join it?

so now I am in a complicated mood. :cry: :cry:
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I'm not a psychiatrist, so I can't help you there :P.

Look at the upside! This is the first contest you've won since winning the championship of debate at college. Doesn't it feel good to win!?
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Ok, Ok, I feel better.

where is the big pervert Unknownsu? better the twosome of Unknownsu and essie than the alone one. :twisted:

I mean, the twosome is more competitive. :mrgreen:
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ahhhhh! :idea: And the perverted elucidations are back! lol.. Welcome back Redrose!
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Hmm...All of this has got me wondering. Since Redrose is so perverted, would she be an "S" or an "M"? Personally, I think she fits the qualifications of being an "S". What do you guys think?
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I read somewhere that S and M stands for Spaniards and Mexicans...

Hmmmmm... I'm perplexed. I thought was Chinese...
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Oh, come on, it's a serious question. I know you know what I mean so answer the friggin question!!!!! Your answer will ultimately lead to the welfare of mankind.

For those who are unsure who to vote for, I will help you by writing a normal conversation between Redrose and I:

Su: "Hey, Red, I saw a couple driving down the street today and...."
RR: "Were they having sex?"
Su: "No, they weren't. Then another car came out of a hidden intersection and...."
RR: "Were they having sex?"
Su: "For crying out loud, no, they were not having sex!! Anyhow, the cars collided and an elderly woman immediately went for aid
while...
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RR: "Did the old lady go and pay for sex?"
Su: "Fine!! Everyone on the street was having sex after the car crash!!! Are you happy now?"
RR: "No."
Su: "And why not? Isn't that what you want?"
RR: "Yes, it's what I want, but no one invited me..."
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ok, here is the following conversation between me and Unknownsu

Su: guess who was invited?

RR: who? moviestar?

Su: No! it was just me! I was invited to have sex by all women except you, and you see, I am always a superman, so I sastified those women one by one with my strong body! unfortunately, I finally worn out, if that wasn't enough, sigh! I got disabled! I ran out of all my energies and power!!! I will be never able to satisfy anyone in the future!! Now are u happy???"

RR:"calm down, Jimmy, maybe the matter isn't as bad as you inmagined. you now just need to see a Doctor, he will advise you something helpful!"

Su:"no way! no Doctor can help me! I have lost my bird! and I even don't know where I lost it! maybe some evil woman ate it off! Those women told me that I had a beautiful bird, but I even didn't knew they would eat it off! cry!!! :cry: :cry: "

RR:"what about some transplanting operation?"

Su:"No way! what if they transplant an iron stick on my body? that would be terrible! when people around me fight with each other, and if they have no weapons on they hands, they will pull my iron bird out as a weapon!"

RR:"Jimmy, what about a wood stick?"

Su:(crying loudly) No way! No way! get out of here!

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hmmmm.. Very questionable... I really didn't get it and that's not Unkownsu's writing style.. :?
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Hmmm...Redrose....That story seems a bit exaggerated. Why would I talk to you of all people about my bird?

And essie, I've been thinking a lot and I can't seem to understand why you are defending me. Not that I'm unappreciative....I just don't understand.... :?
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Red, after reading your last post here. I decided to vote for you. What is it with you and “the bird”? Girl, your mind is really damaged. See? It's not good to watch a lot of porno. I told you so.
That story really crossed the line. I think you are reading too much porno lately.
The Jimmy that I know is not pervert at all. He’s such a great guy. I think you shouldn’t have said things like those in your last post. I know you didn't mean wrong, though.

I cannot deny the fact that your posts are really funny. And the last one was funny, indeed. However, sometimes one needs to think twice after posting something here. You know what I mean.
Don’t get sad because you are the winner of this poll. I don’t understand why you started this poll in the first place anyways. You knew you were going to win, right? Hey, at least you are winning this competition.
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Post by essie »

I'm not defending Jimmy, just stating the truth.. Redrose I disagree with Lalee, keep on with the great rants ;) You haven't gone overboard yet!

Just to make things clear, Jimmy is a pervert, but Redrose more so in her style of writing ;) .. Who is more perverted in everyday life, I don't know.
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Post by Unknownsu »

I disagree with Lalee too. Redrose, no one wants you to stop your pervertedness. Keep it up!! It only gives us more reason to make fun of you.

Everyone is perverted in their own way. Essie, however, takes the word "pervert" and makes his own definiton. It's actually kinda scary. If he was part of this contest, I would have voted for him.
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Nice try Jim! He questions why I sided with him, and then when I admit his faults, his insecurity shines through. :idea:
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Unknownsu wrote:I disagree with Lalee too. Redrose, no one wants you to stop your pervertedness. Keep it up!! It only gives us more reason to make fun of you.
Oh, this is what I got when I tried to defend someone. :x
Oh, how depressing. Well, while reading Rose’s last post. I didn’t laugh at her but at you. She was making fun of you as well. Hmm I guess you know that already. I still think her last post was too much. Hmm… I think I’m a bit old- fashioned in my outlook.
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Lalee, I don't think you are qualified enough to tell me how to do. I say what I mean.
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Reddie, you sound so mean there. :cry: Everyone is joking. Don't take it personally. You have to bring your pervertedness back out. Do not succumb to Serious Rose. It is not good for your mental health and the phsyical health of all the men around you. :mrgreen:
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Jimmy, I also don't think you should tell me what to do and what not to do. except to teach me english.

As for you couple, better to make love in your house than to tell me what to do and not. :mrgreen:
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Unknownsu wrote: Everyone is joking
hmmmmm. Come to think of it, it seems that most are being too serious. Please, no real drama online :cry: ... Let’s not kill the fun atmosphere!

Let’s be fun, let’s be perverted! Please take the sad frown :( and invert it :) !!
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Post by Unknownsu »

Ok, let me teach you something in English then...
RedRose wrote:Jimmy, I also don't think you should tell me what to do and what not to do.
Do you see this sentence here? No matter how you say it, it has a very negative connotation to it.
Redrose wrote: :mrgreen:
Do you see this smilie here? It has a positive connotation to it. If you add the two together, you are sending mixed signals.

Now, do you want me to take you seriously, or do you want me to act as if you were only joking?
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Jimmy, I want you to act like an english teacher. besides, I want you act positively! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: (mixed signal)
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Post by Dixie »

Guys I am in the library and I am just refraining myself from LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, RR, I think WE ALL have a little perverted elf within ourselves... It's just that some of us let them show, and others don't. Hehehe. I'm sure people here is even more perverted than RedRose :!: :twisted: :mrgreen:
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Ok, here is my thought about this poll.

I am glad that I finally won the championship of perversion. Originally, I thought Unknownsu would win the championship. But I won anyway. it is a surprise to me. I am more pleased than you guys can imagine. :!: :mrgreen: actually the word ecstatic is more appropriate to express my true mind than pleased

and thank you guys for voting for me. it isn't an easy work to be a pervert. it requires a creative method and an insistent heart. I am aware that it is hard to keep being a pervert. however, I will do my best at such a hard task.

Actually, I know that Unknownsu deserves the award more than I do. Just because he is good at hiding his true nature. however, I believe that you guys will finally find Unknownsu a huge pervert :mrgreen: :mrgreen: you see, he is my teacher, and he taught me every perverted thing. so...he is more qualified anyway.

Someday, if you guys find the truth, please take this award from me to Unknownsu. ok? thanks in advance! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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RedRose wrote:Lalee, I don't think you are qualified enough to tell me how to do. I say what I mean.
Hey Red, I was just trying to be honest. There was no need to talk to me like that way. Of course I cannot tell you what to do. You are OLD enough to decide for yourself.
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Post by frengo »

Ugh, I've seen this poll too late... otherwise I would have been able to help you save time, since I have no doubts: RedRose is the one and only possible winner here, hands down! :mrgreen:
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Lalee, maybe you were honest, so you thought I talked too much on this topic, you could say whatever you wanna say, it is up to you. but from my standpoint, I don't think I could accept some naive and dull "advice". if someone lacks the sense of humor, or he/she isn't sophisticated enough, then it is hard for him/her to get what my posts mean. therefore, my posts are for those who can understand them well. sorry.

and frengo, thank you for your vote :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE
:R: :R: :R: :R: :R: :R: :R: :R:
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RedRose wrote: it isn't an easy work to be a pervert.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: We know it must be hard!!!
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Dixie wrote:
RedRose wrote: it isn't an easy work to be a pervert.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: We know it must be hard!!!
You should be careful using the word "hard" in this post... you know it has many meanings... :mrgreen:
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frengo wrote:
Dixie wrote:
RedRose wrote: it isn't an easy work to be a pervert.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: We know it must be hard!!!
You should be careful using the word "hard" in this post... you know it has many meanings... :mrgreen:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

frengo!!!! I had never thought of this point until I read your post just now!!! :lol: Now my stomachache is so acute! my daughter just asked me:"mom!! are you ok?? mom! please!~ don't laugh like that!!! scary!"

anyway, now I know who is more qualified to be a pervert on EC!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

oh, frengo, thank you! you make my day! I just can't stop laughing!
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frengo wrote: You should be careful using the word "hard" in this post... you know it has many meanings... :mrgreen:
Ouch! This is a forum of perverts!!! :twisted: http://www.englishpervertsclub.com
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Dixie wrote:
frengo wrote: You should be careful using the word "hard" in this post... you know it has many meanings... :mrgreen:
Ouch! This is a forum of perverts!!! :twisted: http://www.englishpervertsclub.com
:idea: indeed...
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Post by Unknownsu »

Don't you think this poll should end? Honestly, I don't even know why this poll started in the first place. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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