Lalee wrote:Now if you are not in the poll, who am I supposed to vote for? I guess voting for Essie is the best option I have.
Voting out of pity.
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I didn’t choose Essie for pity. I honestly think he’s funny. I was about to vote for Red but I recalled she’d already won a poll.
And Jimmy, one more thing, would you mind answering my question? I’ll ask you one more time so that you don’t have to go back to my post. “Why didn’t you include your name in this poll?”
Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one.
HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaah....
Where on earth did you get that assumption?? Uh oh, never mind.
Well, Essie said “both” Since Essie does not have two heads, I assumed he was talking about his butt.
But I think I’m wrong because his butt is hairy. Could you tell me what you guys were referring to?
essie wrote:my bald head looks better than yours!!
Unknownsu wrote:You? Bald? Head? Which one?
essie wrote:Both of course!
Lalee wrote:Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one.
Lalee wrote:But I think I’m wrong because his butt is hairy. Could you tell me what you guys were referring to?
There's an English saying... "Men think with two heads". That should answer your question.
And what the hell??? How would you know if my butt is hairy or not!? hmmm Did you make that assumption because I'm Persian or because of Jimmy and his sexual fantasies about me? For your information, it is not… ;)
essie wrote:There's an English saying... "Men think with two heads". That should answer your question.
Holy, blunt enough! Why don't you just spell it out already! Have you no shame?
essie wrote:How would you know if my butt is hairy or not!? hmmm Did you make that assumption because I'm Persian or because of Jimmy and his sexual fantasies about me? For your information, it is not… ;)
It is not because you pulled out the lawn mower yesterday!
same here. a Chinese saying: "a man has two brains, the elder one is his real brain, the young one is his bird. and the elder one always do anything according to the young one' order!"
Dixie wrote:
There's a Spanish saying... "Men think with their penis"
Dixie, I know that saying, too. And it’s so true. Men just think with their penis. I don’t know why they have a brain if that “little” part of their bodies always tells them what to do.
Dixie wrote:
There's a Spanish saying... "Men think with their penis"
Dixie, I know that saying, too. And it’s so true. Men just think with their penis. I don’t know why they have a brain if that “little” part of their bodies always tells them what to do.
Men think with their brains, but the other head only gives suggestions. How much the man listens all depends on how week he is.
idalia wrote:I liked to be a secret admirer but I don't wanT to be in the darkness any longer, so I'll say it wide open you are the funniest one ;) ;)
ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST!!!
Take a look at this, Idalia. “Please Note: The runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Redrose and the second runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Dixie.”Isn’t my Jimmy the greatest? I really laughed pretty hard when I read that. He’s so sure of himself!
essie wrote:Wait a minute!! Is Lalee being nice to one of Jimmy's admirers?
Oh, what was I thinking, Essie? Do you think I should get mad at her? Um... Nah, I know my Jimmy. Even though he "might" have many admirers, I know I'm the wife. He's mine!
essie wrote:Wait a minute!! Is Lalee being nice to one of Jimmy's admirers?
Oh, what was I thinking, Essie? Do you think I should get mad at her? Um... Nah, I know my Jimmy. Even though he "might" have many admirers, I know I'm the wife. He's mine!
I was just kidding. Jimmy doesn't have ANY admirers, so you don't have to worry!
I am shocked !!! I am devastated !! I am not even on the list. Come on people, I am well known for my wit and humour. I am staging a formal protest (albeit a one man protest)...there !! Protest over !! Now where was I............
Butler wrote:Still can't believe I am not on the list...I am quite annoyed.....
Start a new poll: Am I funny or not?
Oh I can see it now....people will just vote not to further annoy me....ah well I make myself laugh that will have to be enough...but cheers Dixie for the advice...always happy to help I see.. ;)