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A stupid game

Postby Dixie » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:24 pm

I didn't know whether to post it here or in Games and Contests but since it's just a stupid game for laughs I am posting it here.

It's quite simple and funny. You just have to follow these rules:

Step 1: Choose the month when you were born:

January: I danced with
February: I fell in love with
March: I had sex with
April: I touched myself thinking about
May: I kicked
June: I wanted to get married to
July: I sang "Macarena" to
August: I had a romantic dinner with
September: I threw myself wildly upon
October: I took off my pants in front of
November: I called
December: I ran away from

Step 2: Choose the day (number) you were born:

1. A paperclip
2. A hairy monster
3. A gangster
4. A ladle
5. A mobile phone with a "Dragostea Dintei" politone
6. A Japanese woman
7. A dirty old man
8. Your dad
9. My best friend's boyfriend
10. A squirrel
11. An mp3 player
12. A cucumber
13. George W. Bush
14. A teddy bear
15. A seagull
16. A lettuce
17. Your mom
18. Carmen de Mairena
19. A giant mushroom
20. A sock wet with sweat
21. A cigarette pack
22. A fireman
23. a wristwatch
24. A baseball bat
25. A garbage bin
26. A used condom
27. My most hated teacher
28. Felt-tip pen
29. A Kamasutra book
30. A tree
31. A flower

Step 3: Choose the T-shirt color you are wearing right now:

1. White: Because I am retarded.
2. Black: Because I love them more than my mom.
3. Brown: Because I just got a snot stuck on you
4. Naked: Because my nipples were horny horny.
5. Pink: Because I was late for the American Idol casting.
6. Red: Because some strange voices told me to.
7. Blue: Because I am sexy sexy sexy and I do whatever I want.
8. Green: Because I wanted to forget Bill Clinton.
9. Purple: Because your body smell compelled me to.
10. Grey: Because I am a masochist.
11. Yellow: Because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex.
12. Orange: Because I wished so.
13. Other: Because I am like that.

Step 4: Write the final sentence.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mine is: I kicked a giant mushroom because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex :lol:

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Re: A stupid game

Postby Krisi » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:57 pm

Dixie wrote:I kicked a giant mushroom because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice game Dixie! :lol: ;-)
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Dixie » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:03 pm

Your sentence, Krisi! :mrgreen:

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Re: A stupid game

Postby Krisi » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:19 pm

Dixie wrote:Your sentence, Krisi! :mrgreen:


:shock: :!!:

hehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: Secret!!! :mrgreen:
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Dixie » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:43 pm

You can't keep it a secret, otherwise the game's not fun!

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Re: A stupid game

Postby Krisi » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:33 pm

Dixie wrote:You can't keep it a secret, otherwise the game's not fun!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Let's just wait for other members... :mrgreen:
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Annaa » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:36 pm

I had a romantic dinner with a garbage bin because I am like that ..this is mine :lol: :lol: :prof: :oops:
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Krisi » Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:51 pm

Dixieeeeeee where are youuuuuu?

What's your say? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Dixie » Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:34 pm

Very good, Annaa! :lol:

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Re: A stupid game

Postby Hardi » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:30 pm

Really very stupid game, it's even not funny!

PS. my birthday is 29 January and in hot summer I wear white T-shirt. but I'm not retarded.

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Re: A stupid game

Postby denvinbo » Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:18 am

I touched myself thinking about a mobile phone with a "Dragostea Dintei" politone because I was late for the American Idol casting......... :shock: :shock: :shock:

I don't think it real....... :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: A stupid game

Postby MissLT » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:37 am

I had a romantic dinner with your mom because I love them more than my mom.

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Re: A stupid game

Postby Tora » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:30 pm

Denvibo's sentence rocks though he doesn't like it! Nice game Dixie, if playing for the first time, but reading what others write is rather amusing!

My one: I fell in love with a baseball bat because I wanted to forget Bill Clinton :mrgreen:

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Re: A stupid game

Postby Bambang » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:17 pm

I feel in love with a tree because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex.
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Re: A stupid game

Postby MissLT » Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:37 pm

Hardi wrote:Really very stupid game, it's even not funny!

PS. my birthday is 29 January and in hot summer I wear white T-shirt. but I'm not retarded.

Hardi's: I danced with a Kama sutra book because I am retarded. Sounds like you to me, love. :mrgreen:

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Re: A stupid game

Postby angeleyez » Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:22 pm

hahaha.. what a stupid,-- but funny game... :mrgreen:

Mine was: I took off my pants in front of A squirrel Because some strange voices told me to....
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Re: A stupid game

Postby sweets » Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:53 am

well
my sentace is
i see a cat dancing with a rat and palying cheese with it's dog
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Re: A stupid game

Postby nat » Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:35 am

My is: I called a seagull because some strange voice told me to :-D

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Re: A stupid game

Postby Koala » Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:31 am

Mine is " I called a dirty old man because I wished so !"
Why isn't it a handsome young man :-?

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Re: A stupid game

Postby sweethuman » Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:17 am

Mine is :

The month is March
The date is 5th MARCH
I am wearing White shirt

However I wont mention your words Dixie. I just wrote the answers simply :-P

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Re: A stupid game

Postby Dixie » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:51 pm

sweethuman wrote:Mine is :

The month is March
The date is 5th MARCH
I am wearing White shirt

However I wont mention your words Dixie. I just wrote the answers simply :-P


Not funny :evil:


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