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Nice toilet

wow, toilet!
what a nice place you are!
where we can relax ourselves so much!
where we even can read some english novels,
where we can call our friends on phone,
where we can surf on internet with a laptop!

wow, once again,
Toilet, what a gorgeous place you are!
I love you!

Hahaha!!!!!!

Great poem!!!

where we can surf on internet with a laptop!

thank you, dear moderator!

You're more than welcome, dear mod ;)

RedRose wrote:Nice toilet

wow, toilet!
what a nice place you are!
where we can relax ourselves so much!
where we even can read some english novels,
where we can call our friends on phone,
where we can surf on internet with a laptop!

wow, once again,
Toilet, what a gorgeous place you are!
I love you!

Redrose, it is a great poem!!!!!!Do you know why? It brings us funs.That is the best thing,I mean.
Create more,Redrose!

_Arale_

thank Arale again! Due to you guys' encouragements, I will write more poems( if then can be called poems )

hehehehe... i never thought that someone would write a poem regarding toilet. hahahaha....... nice try.

honey, maybe someday I will write a poem just about ~,hehehehe.

RedRose wrote:honey, maybe someday I will write a poem just for ~,hehehehe.

oh no!!! just make sure it won't be gross... hahaha...

Don't worry....

You never fail to amaze me...

Unknownsu wrote:You never fail to amaze me...

Teacher! Teacher! Teacher! what a surprise!

no your message for a long time! I miss you a lot! my teacher! how are you? I hope you are ok!

Yes, I haven't been on for a while now and I noticed that your English have yet to improve. You better keep practising or I will have no choice but to expel you.

Don't expel me! Teacher! I will keep practising my english! Believe me!

So funny a poem has shown us Redrose's endless love for a toilet. Do you know what happened to me after I have read ths poem? I always have a imagination that there is a redrose in my toilet.hehe!

haha! that must be a romantic toilet then!

Redrose had painted a rose picture of the toilet. I borrowed the expression 'paint a rose picture of sth' from the two sentences below:
The article paints a bleak (= hopeless) picture of the future.
He painted a rosy (= happy) picture of family life.

From now on, I know 'rose' has another meaning: happy.
I love rose, especially a redrose!

thanks for your love

Regardless of what you do or say, if I don't see any improvement, you're going to be expelled. I can't have a student like you destroy my reputation of being a competent teacher.

Word of advice: writing poems about toilets does not help your cause. LoL!

Unknownsu wrote:Regardless of what you do or say, if I don't see any improvement, you're going to be expelled. I can't have a student like you destroy my reputation of being a competent teacher.

Word of advice: writing poems about toilets does not help your cause. LoL!

hey, it's not that bad. i mean. what redrose posted is beautiful. i can see that you have high standards.

thank francine for your understanding.

but my teacher, unkownsu, so soon as I want to write a poem, I just recall nothing but toilet! I don't know why I always remember toilet!

But teacher, you see, my poem about toilet is so popular. that means, under your guidance, I am becoming a nice student.

and teacher, next time, maybe I can write a poem about ~ or constipation instead?

My standards are high only when it comes to Redrose. She is the only student I am teaching, therefore, her English skills reflect me as a teacher.

Redrose, if you compose a poem about ~ or constipation, you better at least make it a half decent one this time!

Unknownsu wrote: Redrose, if you compose a poem about ~ or constipation, you better at least make it a half decent one this time!

Sweet teacher, I always practice my english with diligent. Coz I always worry that my bad english might ruin the fine reputation of my teacher. so, I learn English day and night!

And I will take your order to post a decent poem about ~ or constipation here. If my next poem is nice, just let me know, ok?

Teacher, I had never thought that my poem about toilet would be so popular! now I know people all like my toilet poem, and I know that I am winning honour for my teacher!

yeah, i agree. i love that toilet poem as well. i admire redrose of posting such poem like that. it simply means that she can write a poem about everything or anything under the sun. unlike others who can only write a poem about one topic. i can say, that she's pretty talented!

francine wrote:yeah, i agree. i love that toilet poem as well. i admire redrose of posting such poem like that. it simply means that she can write a poem about everything or anything under the sun. unlike others who can only write a poem about one topic. i can say, that she's pretty talented!

thanks sweet!

Due to you guys' nice compliments, another nice poem is brewing in my mind, it is about constipation. and I guess I will talk about the constipation in detail

RedRose wrote:thanks sweet!
Due to you guys' nice compliments, another nice poem is brewing in my mind, it is about constipation. and I guess I will talk about the constipation in detail

oh no.... :? oh, my God.... i think my praises to you was too much.... :? :? :? :? :?

hahahahahahahaha! dear francine! you are the funniest one of all EC members!!

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i just hope i'm funny in a nice way.
hehehe...

francine wrote: i just hope i'm funny in a good way.

you are in a good way!
I will behave like you as possible

hey, thanks. :D

PoLoo wrote:I always have a imagination that there is a redrose in my toilet.hehe!

Huhuhuh he thinks of RedRose every time he goes to the bathroom!!! :D:D:D

this imagination is nice for poloo! he has a good time with toilet!

Of course he has a good time, since he imagines you in the bathroom...

I hope that the imagination won't bring him constipation

I bet it doesn't :D On the contrary... ;)