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Give yourself a break

Post by hsinhuiwu » Thu Oct 12, 2017 6:30 am

At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much,I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."
The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife.The 'KISS' she gave me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"

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