WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN:
"I'M GOING FISHING."
Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and
stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in
"IT'S A GUY THING."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with
it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.
"WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"
"IT'S A REALLY GOOD MOVIE."
Really means...."It had guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful
"THAT'S WOMEN'S WORK."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address
of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification
Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to
death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Really means...."It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
"YOU LOOK GREAT, HONEY."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
Enjoyed it?.. Cya... lol