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Everyday's joke from RedRose

Postby RedRose » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:23 am

this is one of my favorite jokes, I would share it with you guys!

When the end of the world comes,
everybody on earth goes to heaven.
God comes and says,
"I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked,
the women are gone and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were dominated by their
women was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men that dominated their women,
there was only one man.
God became angry and said,
"You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image and you were all
whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!
Tell them my son, how did you manage to be
the only one in this line?"
And the man replied,
"I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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That's a good one!!!

Postby adriana_a » Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:30 am

hahahahahahaha....nice one!
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Postby RedRose » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:18 pm

thanks, adriana, :wink:

ok, here is today's joke from redrose.

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon
wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The
groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the
wedding night might
kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young
woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the
main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the
banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop
in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever
happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling
an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to
speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75
years, and I thought he meant his money!"

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Postby Dixie » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:42 pm

Hahahahahaahha!!

Poor bride!!!!!!!!!!!! A 75-year-old virgin man with no money!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:54 pm

no money all the way :D

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Re: Everyday's joke from RedRose

Postby francine » Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:51 pm

RedRose wrote:this is one of my favorite jokes, I would share it with you guys!

When the end of the world comes,
everybody on earth goes to heaven.
God comes and says,
"I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked,
the women are gone and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were dominated by their
women was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men that dominated their women,
there was only one man.
God became angry and said,
"You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image and you were all
whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!
Tell them my son, how did you manage to be
the only one in this line?"
And the man replied,
"I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."


love this one. hahhahahaha..... stupid man.... excuse me for the word people. hehehe..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:10 pm

you're excused... all the way

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Postby Lilian » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:36 pm

RedRose wrote:thanks, adriana, :wink:

ok, here is today's joke from redrose.

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon
wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The
groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the
wedding night might
kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young
woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the
main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the
banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop
in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever
happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling
an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to
speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75
years, and I thought he meant his money!"



:lol: :lol: :lol: that is funny......
English is my second language

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Postby RedRose » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:24 am

jonrey10 wrote:you're excused... all the way


jomrey, u are funny. :lol:

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Postby RedRose » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:28 am

and yes, I am glad to know u guys like this joke.

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

A young couple got married, and in their family,
it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song.
Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too.
And the third. By the time the fourth song came on,
the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.
A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.
'Your honor, we were just dancing,
and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.'
'That must have hurt,'' said the judge.
''No kidding,'' said the best man.

''It broke three of my fingers.'

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a good one...

Postby adriana_a » Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:17 am

a good one too the last joke...hahahaha....poor man... :o
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Postby francine » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:40 pm

RedRose wrote:and yes, I am glad to know u guys like this joke.

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

A young couple got married, and in their family,
it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song.
Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too.
And the third. By the time the fourth song came on,
the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.
A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.
'Your honor, we were just dancing,
and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.'
'That must have hurt,'' said the judge.
''No kidding,'' said the best man.

''It broke three of my fingers.'


nahhhh!!! that was bad!!! really, really bad!!! silly girl...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Everyday's joke from RedRose

Postby charlotte » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:17 pm

RedRose wrote:this is one of my favorite jokes, I would share it with you guys!

When the end of the world comes,
everybody on earth goes to heaven.
God comes and says,
"I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked,
the women are gone and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were dominated by their
women was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men that dominated their women,
there was only one man.
God became angry and said,
"You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image and you were all
whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!
Tell them my son, how did you manage to be
the only one in this line?"
And the man replied,
"I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."


again, that's what we call girl power! excuse for the guys.... :lol:
F r E n Z Y F r I e N d

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Postby RedRose » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:20 am

charlotte, see the following poor husband! you will realize what Girl Power is!! :wink:

the title: Poor Husband

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with
my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a
question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained
to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:17 pm

here is today's joke from RedRose.

A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and
orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and
the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever
do anything wild in your life?" And the old man says, "Yeah,
one time I ~ a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."

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Postby Lilian » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:22 pm

RedRose wrote:here is today's joke from RedRose.

A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and
orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and
the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever
do anything wild in your life?" And the old man says, "Yeah,
one time I ~ a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."


hahahah..what a witty jokes.......i should watch out myself from a guys now and then...

poor parrot... :shock: :lol:
English is my second language

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:25 pm

Lilian wrote:
RedRose wrote:here is today's joke from RedRose.

A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and
orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and
the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever
do anything wild in your life?" And the old man says, "Yeah,
one time I ~ a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."


hahahah..what a witty jokes.......i should watch out myself from a guys now and then...

poor parrot... :shock: :lol:


haha! I just can't help but laugh for your words "poor parrot"! :lol:

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Postby francine » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:27 pm

RedRose wrote:here is today's joke from RedRose.

A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and
orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and
the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever
do anything wild in your life?" And the old man says, "Yeah,
one time I ~ a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."


funny... hehehehe... now where do you really get these kinds of jokes? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby RedRose » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:29 pm

francine wrote:funny... hehehehe... now where do you really get these kinds of jokes? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


just a secret! :wink:

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Postby pinas » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:42 pm

i think from reader's digest...am i right?
dalagang pilipina - a cool chick that is

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Postby RedRose » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:14 pm

pinas wrote:i think from reader's digest...am i right?


No, honey! u are so tricky! you were setting a trap to make me tell about that! :wink: what a strategy!


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