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Postby RedRose » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:14 pm

pinas wrote:i think from reader's digest...am i right?


No, honey! u are so tricky! you were setting a trap to make me tell about that! :wink: what a strategy!

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Postby pinas » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:50 pm

hehe...but it's foreign material right?
dalagang pilipina - a cool chick that is

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Postby jonrey10 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:26 pm

Yes, foreign material... all the way
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c",) I'm here... all the way c",)

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Postby RedRose » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:33 am

yeah, it is foreign material:-))

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun
in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do
this I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that
case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

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Postby francine » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:33 am

RedRose wrote:yeah, it is foreign material:-))

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun
in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do
this I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that
case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."


hehehe..... :lol:
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Postby Dixie » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:49 am

I think I know where the jokes are from. Don't I, Rose? ;)

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Postby Sunny » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:30 pm

RedRose wrote:and yes, I am glad to know u guys like this joke.

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

A young couple got married, and in their family,
it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song.
Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too.
And the third. By the time the fourth song came on,
the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.
A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.
'Your honor, we were just dancing,
and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.'
'That must have hurt,'' said the judge.
''No kidding,'' said the best man.

''It broke three of my fingers.'

Oh, My dear! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby pinas » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:42 pm

RedRose wrote:yeah, it is foreign material:-))

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun
in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do
this I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that
case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."


i can relate to that!!!
dalagang pilipina - a cool chick that is

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Postby RedRose » Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:45 pm

Dixie wrote:I think I know where the jokes are from. Don't I, Rose? ;)


oh, yes! you know about that! don't tell them! :wink:

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Postby Lilian » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:23 pm

RedRose wrote:yeah, it is foreign material:-))

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun
in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do
this I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that
case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."



:lol: :lol:

a little laugh can make ur day better.....

credit goes to ROSE. :D
English is my second language

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Postby RedRose » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:47 pm

thanks lilian.

guys, if you noticed, you would find that my jokes are somewhat adult or dirty :lol: maybe I should change the topic's titile as "everyday's dirty joke from RedRose" haha :lol:

here is today's dirty joke from RedRose.:-))

Two boys walk into a field where a lake sits in the middle.
They see a naked woman swimming in there, and one immediatly
runs in the other direction.

The second boy runs after him and asks," Why did you run
away?"

The first boy replies, "My mom tells me if I see a naked
woman, I will turn into stone, and I felt something getting
hard."

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Postby Dixie » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:35 pm

Hahahahhahhahahahahaha

poor boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I wonder what his friend replied :twisted:

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Postby mandy » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:41 pm

i think i'm too young for these jokes....
"You..my love...
created a new path to lead my life easily.."

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Postby ayie » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:11 pm

How young are you mandy?

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Postby RedRose » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:17 pm

mandy wrote:i think i'm too young for these jokes....


dear Mandy, from ur post, I know you are very young. however, even u are very young, still, you have no problem to read these jokes.

you see, finally, you will marry a guy and have sex with him, therefore, it is necessary to know about these procedures of sex previously:-) hehehehehehehehe
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Postby RedRose » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:20 pm

Dixie wrote:Hahahahhahhahahahahaha

poor boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I wonder what his friend replied :twisted:


maybe his friend was answering:" really? my god, then I have turned into a stone!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby RedRose » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:25 pm

here is today's joke from redrose.

A woman has a dog who snores in his sleep. She goes to the
vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dogs testicles and he will stop snoring.

A few hours after going to bed the dog is snoring as usual.
Finally, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon,
ties it around the dogs testicles, and sure enough the dog
stops snoring. The woman is amazed.

Later that night her husband returns home drunk from being
out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and
begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon
will work on him. She goes to the closet again, grabs a piece
of ribbon, and ties it around her husbands testicles.
Amazingly it also works on him. The woman sleeps very
soundly.

The next morning the husband wakes up very hung over. He
stumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in
front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue
ribbon attached to his scrotum. He is very confused.

He walks back into the bedroom and sees a red ribbon
attached to his dogs scrotum. He looks at the dog and says
"Boy, I don't remember what
the hell happened last night, but wherever you and I were,
we got first and second place.

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Postby Dixie » Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:56 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby RedRose » Sun Sep 19, 2004 5:03 pm

I want such a hairsytle! very swellish!

and BTW, this two orangs are me and my daughter :lol: my daughter always loves so stylish hairstyle :lol:
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Postby Dixie » Sun Sep 19, 2004 7:13 pm

Hehehe your daughter looks really bored! :D What did you do to her? :P And what were you doing when the pic was taken? :D

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Postby RedRose » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:40 am

at that time I was looking for some handsome guys :lol:


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