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Postby RedRose » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:47 pm

thanks lilian.

guys, if you noticed, you would find that my jokes are somewhat adult or dirty :lol: maybe I should change the topic's titile as "everyday's dirty joke from RedRose" haha :lol:

here is today's dirty joke from RedRose.:-))

Two boys walk into a field where a lake sits in the middle.
They see a naked woman swimming in there, and one immediatly
runs in the other direction.

The second boy runs after him and asks," Why did you run
away?"

The first boy replies, "My mom tells me if I see a naked
woman, I will turn into stone, and I felt something getting
hard."

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Postby Dixie » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:35 pm

Hahahahhahhahahahahaha

poor boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I wonder what his friend replied :twisted:

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Postby mandy » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:41 pm

i think i'm too young for these jokes....
"You..my love...
created a new path to lead my life easily.."

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Postby ayie » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:11 pm

How young are you mandy?

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Postby RedRose » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:17 pm

mandy wrote:i think i'm too young for these jokes....


dear Mandy, from ur post, I know you are very young. however, even u are very young, still, you have no problem to read these jokes.

you see, finally, you will marry a guy and have sex with him, therefore, it is necessary to know about these procedures of sex previously:-) hehehehehehehehe
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Postby RedRose » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:20 pm

Dixie wrote:Hahahahhahhahahahahaha

poor boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I wonder what his friend replied :twisted:


maybe his friend was answering:" really? my god, then I have turned into a stone!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby RedRose » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:25 pm

here is today's joke from redrose.

A woman has a dog who snores in his sleep. She goes to the
vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dogs testicles and he will stop snoring.

A few hours after going to bed the dog is snoring as usual.
Finally, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon,
ties it around the dogs testicles, and sure enough the dog
stops snoring. The woman is amazed.

Later that night her husband returns home drunk from being
out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and
begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon
will work on him. She goes to the closet again, grabs a piece
of ribbon, and ties it around her husbands testicles.
Amazingly it also works on him. The woman sleeps very
soundly.

The next morning the husband wakes up very hung over. He
stumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in
front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue
ribbon attached to his scrotum. He is very confused.

He walks back into the bedroom and sees a red ribbon
attached to his dogs scrotum. He looks at the dog and says
"Boy, I don't remember what
the hell happened last night, but wherever you and I were,
we got first and second place.

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Postby Dixie » Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:56 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby RedRose » Sun Sep 19, 2004 5:03 pm

I want such a hairsytle! very swellish!

and BTW, this two orangs are me and my daughter :lol: my daughter always loves so stylish hairstyle :lol:
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Postby Dixie » Sun Sep 19, 2004 7:13 pm

Hehehe your daughter looks really bored! :D What did you do to her? :P And what were you doing when the pic was taken? :D

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Postby RedRose » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:40 am

at that time I was looking for some handsome guys :lol:

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Postby RedRose » Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:03 pm

here is today's Joke from RedRose

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the
first time and she
told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about
those young boys.
"He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that,
but don't let
him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you
are going to
like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to
put his hand
between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let
him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is
going to try to
get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going
to like that,
but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on
her date and
could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went
just as the old
lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the
family. When he
tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced
his family."

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Postby Dixie » Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:34 pm

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Postby jonrey10 » Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:48 pm

What a turn-around, she did disgraced the guys family...
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Postby RedRose » Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:24 pm

jarney, that is your avatar? oh! so coooooool!

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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:51 pm

RedRose wrote:jarney, that is your avatar? oh! so coooooool!



Yup, that's me... all the way
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c",) I'm here... all the way c",)

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Postby RedRose » Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:10 pm

I have ever posted this following joke on "general discussion". but I think it is really funny, so I want to re-post it here.

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans,
spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat
there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.


After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and
asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"


"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows,
breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the
cowboy.

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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:36 pm

He's really a cowboy.
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c",) I'm here... all the way c",)

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Postby RedRose » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:28 am

jonrey10 wrote:He's really a cowboy.


jonrey, you are funny!

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Postby RedRose » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:00 am

here is today's joke from RedRose

The boy just takes the girlfriend back to her home after
being out together, and when they reach the front door he
leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie,
why don't you give me a blowjob?".

"What ? You're crazy???!!!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up.."

"I've already said NO, and NO!"

"Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it
too.."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

"My love.. don't be like that.."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in
nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes
and says. "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to
blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob
himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take
his hand off the intercom!"

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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:20 pm

Caught through the intercom. Nice joke, RedRose... :lol:
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