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Postby True Fire » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:20 am

There was neither moon nor any stars in deep night, when two men were on their way home from a fancy ball. Now, they were passing by a graveyard, from where come voice of tapping.They were scared to shiver. Fortunately, nothing terrible happened, they found an old man was cutting with a chisel on a gravestone.One of the two men said:"Oh, my god. Old man, what are you doing here in the nigght? we had thought that you are a ghost"
the old man cursed: " ~, they misspelled my name."
Noun by Noun, Verb by Verb: It is details that make writing interesting.

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Postby pinas » Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:09 pm

hehe...
dalagang pilipina - a cool chick that is

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:40 pm

the ghost is really nice :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: ghost

Postby Asep » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:14 am

PoLoo wrote:the old man cursed: " ~, they misspelled my name."


:?: :?:
Would you please explain this to me, PoLoo? :) :)

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Postby True Fire » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:55 pm

dear Asep:

the two men had thought that the old man was not a ghost.

but what the oldman said proved that he was a ghost, who was correcting the wrong name curved on the gravestone.
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Postby Asep » Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:39 pm

PoLoo wrote:....what the oldman said proved that he was a ghost, who was correcting the wrong name curved on the gravestone.


Hahahaha.... how funny! So this old man was actually the spirit of the dead body down in the grave waking up only to find that his name which was curved on the gravestone was misspelt (just like Asep becomes Josef or something else. Kidding, dad. We do love jokes, don't we? :) :) ) and then trying to correct his name himself.
Haha.... :D :D I'm a fool not to figure out what the story tells us quickly. Good joke, PoLoo!. Thanks. Keep it up, friend! :lol: :lol:

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:30 pm

Asep, as the old ghost did, I have to correct your behaviers! you were posting an off-topic post. As a moderator, I have to warn you agaist doing so! beware!

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Postby Dixie » Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:33 pm

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RedRose

Postby RedRose » Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:41 pm

it isn't until now that I didn't know Dixie is so evil and violent!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Dixie » Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:46 pm

I am not :oops: :oops:

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Postby Asep » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:03 am

RedRose wrote:Asep, as the old ghost did, I have to correct your behaviers! you were posting an off-topic post. As a moderator, I have to warn you agaist doing so! beware!

Oh no, mommy.... Please don't hurt me.... Please.... :cry: :cry: Don't you know that I always do whatever you want me to.... for you and all my sisters at home.... Whoaaaaa........ :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:08 am

hahahaha! sounds like you are a good boy :lol: Ok, I will stop punishing you!

anyway, you can continue to post some posts about masturbation :lol: even if they are off-topic, I will copy them into my pc in the first place! :lol:

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Postby Asep » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:13 am

RedRose wrote:hahahaha! sounds like you are a good boy :lol: Ok, I will stop punishing you!

anyway, you can continue to post some posts about masturbation :lol: even if they are off-topic, I will copy them into my pc in the first place! :lol:


Thank you, mom. I know you always love me. Kisses. :) :wink:
What? Masturbation? What the hell do you mean by that? I don't feel like such obscene words, mom!! No!! I'd prefer to have real sex. You know what! I even hate sex toys. Sorry, mom, but I don't think I'm into fake sexual activities like masturbations!! I loath 'em all!! :evil: :evil:
Thank you for lovin' me, mom.... :) :)

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:16 am

hahaha! I am ur mom?? YOU ARE REALLY NUTS! :lol:

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Postby Dixie » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:12 am

RedRose wrote:anyway, you can continue to post some posts about masturbation :lol: even if they are off-topic, I will copy them into my pc in the first place! :lol:


I guess that's because you like reading them every night before going to bed... ImageImageImage

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Re: ghost

Postby sweethuman » Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:04 am

:lol:


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