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2 men and a woman...

Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:46 pm

What happens when you have :

2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred :

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage à trois.

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the
American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.

The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any!

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RedRose

Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:46 pm

what if only 2 Chinese men and a Chinese woman are on the deserted island?

I guess, the woman will incite the two guys to fight with each other, then she will marry the victor! :lol:

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Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:52 pm

RedRose wrote:what if only 2 Chinese men and a Chinese woman are on the deserted island?

I guess, the woman will incite the two guys to fight with each other, then she will marry the victor! :lol:

I dont have any idea about chines people REDROSE
Talk us more about them :wink:

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:58 pm

honey, I don't know more about "them", I just know about "me"

haha! the woman who would incite the two guys to fight, is me!! :lol:

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Postby yuanzheng » Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:07 am

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Postby mr_Love » Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:17 am

:lol:

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Re: 2 men and a woman...

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:33 am

:lol:


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