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A widow

Postby Dixie » Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:55 pm

A widow published an ad in the paper saying the following:


Rich widow is looking for a man in order to share life and fortune. The conditions are the following:

-He must not hit me.
-He must not run away.
-He must be good in bed.


During months, the phone and the doorbell rang, she got thousands of letters, but nobody seemed to have the three conditions. One day, the doorbell rang once more. She opened the door and saw a man with no arms and no legs. Astonished, she asked: "Who are you? And what do you want?". He said: "Hello. Your research has just finished. I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I couldn't possibly hit you. I've got no legs, so I can't run away." She said, "And what makes you think you're so good in bed?". "Well, I rang the bell, didn't I?"

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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Nov 16, 2004 7:14 pm

That man is really good...
good assets perhaps...
How are you, Ms. Dixie Chix?
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Postby Dixie » Tue Nov 16, 2004 7:36 pm

I'm sick since last Sunday, but I'm getting better ;)

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Postby francine » Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:07 pm

whoa! :shock: :shock: :shock: what a guy!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
btw, nice to hear that you're feeling a li'l better now, dix. :wink:
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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:15 pm

Dixie wrote:I'm sick since last Sunday, but I'm getting better ;)


It's nice to hear that you're getting better now...
You know what?!? I missed you... :D
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Postby Dixie » Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:39 pm

I missed you too, Juanito Rey de los Santos :D And you'd be missing me more if I wasn't sick, because I would be in the city right now ;)

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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:36 pm

I love you Merce!
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Postby Dixie » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:47 pm

I love you, Jon!

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Postby francine » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:53 pm

Dixie wrote:I missed you too, Juanito Rey de los Santos :D And you'd be missing me more if I wasn't sick, because I would be in the city right now ;)

whoa! i'm impressed! :wink: Image
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Postby Dixie » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:57 pm

Why? Cause I'm sick and stayed home? :roll:

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Postby francine » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am

Dixie wrote:Why? Cause I'm sick and stayed home? :roll:

i'm impressed coz you really know the whole name of jonrey.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby jonrey10 » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:01 am

because we're meant for each other...
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Postby francine » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:03 am

jonrey10 wrote:because we're meant for each other...

and now you're teasing yourself with dixie huh?
how about redrose? :twisted: :P
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Postby jonrey10 » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:03 am

i like her too...
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Postby Dixie » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:08 am

That's a nice threesome Image

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Postby jonrey10 » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:34 am

Do you want threesome or you just want me to stick with one partner?
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Postby Dixie » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:43 am

Threesome would be fun Image

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Postby jonrey10 » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:46 am

But i'm a faithful lover... I'll stick with you...
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Postby Dixie » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:49 am

...How romantic!!

By the way, do you realize these are off-topic posts? What will moderators say??

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Postby jonrey10 » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:55 am

Yes, I know... my apologies to the moderators...
But I just want to express my love for you...
Okay, enough with the romantic sense...
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Postby Dixie » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:57 am

Hahahahaha the widow joke was so fun!! Image


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