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The Engineer and the Bike

Postby Dixie » Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:17 pm

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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Postby galicano » Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:19 pm

ohhh mann!! i may be an engineer but it wouldn't be that obvious choice... the clothes... heheheheheh.
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Postby francine » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:26 pm

i don't know if i'm going to laugh or what. it's funny alright. but the stupidity of the two engineers? nah... never mind.. after all, it's only a joke. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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