An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to
LA.When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of ese are you?"
Confused, the Japanese replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what
you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, Then yelled, "What kind of -ese are
you...Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied,
"Oh, I am Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What
kind. Of 'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what Kind of
'-key' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
Lesson I - Never insult anyone.
Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die today.