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Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee

Postby MHD » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:16 am

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to
LA.When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of ese are you?"
Confused, the Japanese replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what
you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, Then yelled, "What kind of -ese are
you...Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"

The Japanese then replied,
"Oh, I am Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What
kind. Of 'key' was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what Kind of
'-key' am I?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

Lesson I - Never insult anyone.
Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die today.

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Postby mr_Love » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:32 am

nice from ya

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Postby chemist » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:40 am

:D hahahahaha I like it

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Postby galicano » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:39 pm

I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!


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Postby francine » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:03 pm

that's nice! hahahaha.... i love it!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Dixie » Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:26 am

Hahahaahaa I loved that joke!!!! ImageImageImage

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Re: Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:57 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: . What a clever answer. very nice

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