"There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, a British and a
French, Who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he
said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools,
I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and
jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true.
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was
so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's
turn, he did the same and shouted," VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so
contented with is beer pool.
The last is the British. He was running towards the pool then
suddenly he steps on a banana peel.
He slipped towards the pool and shouted, SHI@!!!!!!!........."
Lesson II - Think twice before you say something, because sometimes what you say accidentally does happen.
Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die today.